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    "We have a problem, Superman."

    “If you’re referring to the shortage of coffee we’re inevitably going to have once Flash offers an iced mocha to every female on board, then yes, you’re correct...If you’re referring to the fact that Green Arrow and Black Canary’s privacy has been violated via several false rumors travelling around this satellite faster than I can fly, then you are also correct... Although, B, when are you ever not correct?”

    Or, Superman goes on a date with Bruce Wayne, and Batman goes on a date with Clark Kent, all in the name of "social science."

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    25 Jul 2020

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    The cook would fight anyone who dared to show a tiny bit of disrespect towards the swordsman, and those who insulted the cook’s honor would get cut for the very same reason.

    Or, a story of two oblivious idiots who had no idea that they had been married all along. The friends and families were running out of patience waiting for them to finally become official. Luffy only cared about the wedding cake, though.

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    25 Jul 2020

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    Michelle Jones. You want something done? You call her, you take her price and it’s done, no questions asked.

    She’s never refused a job. Helping cheat on a final? Crisp $35. Want someone to ask your crush out for you? $15, but if you want something extravagant that’s $30 and you pay for supplies. Get proof of the supposed love of your life getting anatomy lessons with someone who definitely isn’t you behind the alleyway by the garbage bins? That’ll be $85, and an extra $20 if they’re naked (for the emotional trauma).

    “Jones,” growls Flash, slamming his wallet on the cafeteria table. “Find out who Spider-Man is, and find out how Parker knows him.”

    She thinks for a half-moment. That’s longer than she’s ever considered a deal. “500, Thompson, and I want a new camera.”

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    24 Jul 2020

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    Kaylee had never seen Professor Stilinski in jeans before. He always wore a crisp suit to class—which everyone agreed was a little overdressed, though nobody actually complained because he looked really, really good in it—and his face looked way different without his thick-rimmed glasses. Was he wearing contacts or something?

    That wasn’t the point. The point was that hardass Professor Stilinski was wearing a graphic tee with plaid and hanging all over Professor Hale, who was most definitely married, and Kaylee had never been more confused in her entire life.

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    In which Professor Stilinski and Stiles are such different people that nobody makes the connection.

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    04 Jul 2020

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    Look, Colin doesn't mind weirdos. Not as long as they pay for their groceries, anyway. But sometimes... sometimes, you see something and you just have to draw a line in the fucking sand.

    [Ten vignettes about a cashier who witnesses Symbrock and their usual bullshit, because Eddie must seem like a real weirdo to anyone who doesn't know about the Symbiote. Oneshot. Humor.]

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    24 Aug 2019