Leninouche
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“She didn’t tell you?”
“Tell me what?!”
“Oh.. oh this is kind of awkward now… see, after our conversation last night, I decided that you were right. I may have written about an idealized version of country life. And there is only one way to improve for my next album! I must learn the real way! And that is where you come in!”
Jaskier stood there, arms extended and grinning brilliantly.
“Oh. No. No I can’t–”
“Do not fret! You won’t even know I am here! I’ll just follow you around everywhere and make sure I get the complete experience so that my next album will be an absolute banger! Now, where is your spare-bedroom?”Western AU: Jaskier decides to move in with his cowboy crush to learn all about the real cowboy life. Only for research reasons, naturally.
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Finally Jaskier and Geralt take a holiday together, in a mysteriously empty hut Jaskier found ages ago. Is there a deeper secret behind this place? And also: how relaxed can a Witcher get? Questions that need answers.
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- Part 2 of A Witcher and a Bard on Holidays
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Jaskier has a moment of silence and pours out feelings he didn‘t know he could feel. Geralt is good at spying, apparently.
Pre-relationship, but we‘re getting there...
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Geralt tries something new and is strangely self-conscious about it. Jaskier is absolutely in love suddenly. Small signs of appreciation can go a long way
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Circuitous Affection by Leninouche
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 Dec 2019
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A bard walks down a road waiting for a man on a horse. The horse is named Roach.
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- Part 1 of A Witcher and a Bard on Holidays
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A Witcher and a Bard on Holidays by Leninouche
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Mar 2020
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The Great Middle Earth Bake Off by LittleLynn for All the wonderful readers and supporters of this ridiculous fic
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
08 Oct 2015
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That glorious time of year is coming around again, yes, it is almost time for the Great British Bake Off (5th of August, get excited)
And because I am trash (tolkien, barduil and bake off trash) I have decided to write a Bake Off Au
So get set for a fic filled with innudeno, yummy sweets, custard controversy and competitive bakers…
But wait! There is more!
This will be no ordinary fic, oh no, this is a Bake Off fic, how on earth could it be ordinary!?
I will be writing a chapter alongside each Bake Off episode, and you will be allowed to vote off baking contestants, in the comments and tags and my askbox!
However, there is more; even though I am keeping Bard and Thranduil around for the long run as this is essentially a barduil fic, I will only force you to keep them until the semi’s, so you will still be able to chose the winner of The Great Middle Earth Bake Off!
Tune in to chapter one and come meet your bakers!
Bookmarked by Leninouche
09 Jul 2020
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i lie under starlit skies (and the seasons change in the blink of an eye) by startledstoat111
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Feb 2020
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“Didn’t you hear, bard? Witcher’s don’t have feelings.”
Jaskier could not help his smile. “Horseshit.”
The smile that curved Geralt’s lips was more genuine then: a small, quicksilver thing of surprising sweetness. Jaskier hated the way it transformed his face; softening as it went. He hated that he could not look away.
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Or: five apologies, and one time they're not neccessary.
Bookmarked by Leninouche
09 Feb 2020
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Geralt needs Jaskier to come to a party with him. As his date.
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Bookmarked by Leninouche
24 Jan 2020
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Some people are born with a thousand soulmates. Others with just one.
Geralt has a meagre double mark.
It doesn't matter, though, does it? It's not like he's going to have a relationship with either one of his soulmates.
Cue Jaskier.[translation into Polish available]
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Bookmarked by Leninouche
03 Jan 2020
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Ezio is not spying.
Bookmarked by Leninouche
25 Dec 2019