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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    That glorious time of year is coming around again, yes, it is almost time for the Great British Bake Off (5th of August, get excited)

    And because I am trash (tolkien, barduil and bake off trash) I have decided to write a Bake Off Au

    So get set for a fic filled with innudeno, yummy sweets, custard controversy and competitive bakers…

    But wait! There is more!

    This will be no ordinary fic, oh no, this is a Bake Off fic, how on earth could it be ordinary!?

    I will be writing a chapter alongside each Bake Off episode, and you will be allowed to vote off baking contestants, in the comments and tags and my askbox!

    However, there is more; even though I am keeping Bard and Thranduil around for the long run as this is essentially a barduil fic, I will only force you to keep them until the semi’s, so you will still be able to chose the winner of The Great Middle Earth Bake Off!

    Tune in to chapter one and come meet your bakers!

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    09 Jul 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    “Didn’t you hear, bard? Witcher’s don’t have feelings.”

    Jaskier could not help his smile. “Horseshit.”

    The smile that curved Geralt’s lips was more genuine then: a small, quicksilver thing of surprising sweetness. Jaskier hated the way it transformed his face; softening as it went. He hated that he could not look away.

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    Or: five apologies, and one time they're not neccessary.

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    09 Feb 2020

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    Geralt needs Jaskier to come to a party with him. As his date.

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    24 Jan 2020

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    Some people are born with a thousand soulmates. Others with just one.
    Geralt has a meagre double mark.
    It doesn't matter, though, does it? It's not like he's going to have a relationship with either one of his soulmates.
    Cue Jaskier.

    [translation into Polish available]

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    03 Jan 2020

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    Ezio is not spying.

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    25 Dec 2019