16 May 2021
Another a Neal is a Bat (or Neal is related to a Bat, or is dating a Bat, or is another hero, or is another species altogether) collection because I'm trash and I can only seem to finish drabbles anyways.
All are unrelated one-shots (unless stated differently). And most of them are going to be about Jason because he's the batboy I'm the most familiar with.
Also, most of my knowledge of DC Comics was pieced together using Fanfiction and fandom wiki articles. My White Collar knowledge is from fanfiction and the first three episodes. So if there are any inconsistencies of canon, that's on me.
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), Original Work
01 May 2020
I had to personify something for my creative writing class and I chose to personify death but with my own little twist. I felt like this could tie in with this fandom. Of how Death is a Guardian, just not of childhood. The Guardian of Peace and Relief.
Fandoms: Filthy Frank - Fandom, IDubbbzTV - Fandom
01 May 2020
The title says it all guys!...yeah... This is meant to be taken as a joke. I'm sorry in advance. This story contains Fithy Frank, iDubbbz, Vsauce and more. (This isn't mine, my friend gave it to me to post. I'm not a comedic genius.)
“That I am,” Jack said brightly, leaning against his staff as he grinned at Pitch. The Nightmare King seemed less than pleased to see him, but that was to be expected.
“And I suppose there is little I can do to make you leave?”
“Yep,” Jack confirmed, popping the ‘p’.
Pitch slumped wearily in his throne and began morosely cuddling Frederick Vincent Claudius Bill the Fourth, who seemed to be remarkably appreciative of the attention. There were a few moments of silence, punctuated by Frederick Vincent Claudius Bill the Fourth’s contented snuffling sounds.
“I’d ask why you’re here,” Pitch said suddenly, determinedly not looking up from where he was scratching behind the fox’s ears, “but I have a feeling the answer would only irritate me.”
“Certainly, rather. So, of course, you’ll excuse me if I refuse to indulge in questioning your simpleminded inanities.”
“Ooooh, was that supposed to be a burn?”
19 Apr 2020
The Bats don’t know Jason is alive. They try to find Red Hood, but they find Jason and a 14 year old girl instead. Watch how they react to finding Jason after all those years apart.
Bookmarked by LikeAPro42
10 Apr 2021
Jason adopt Cass (a street kid), the batfamily finds out Jason's alive and the Red Hood, and chaos ensues.
as deadly as the spikes around your throat [at least that's how you seem] by leothequeenn for Pantypantypantypantypantypantyhoes
18 Oct 2015
There's this cute boy in Luke's class, and like a fool he tries to impress him -- only to have it go terribly wrong. Time for Alex #1 and his sidekick to try and make it better so Luke isn't such a hopeless cause. But it seems that maybe, Luke's got it under control after all.
Fandoms: South Park
11 Oct 2017
Clyde creates a friendly fun group chat and obliviously decided to call it The Awesome Foursome. No, there is no actual foursome. Cartman being Cartman decides to make his own group chat and claim it superior.
In the end however, they decide to join the two chats into one single group chat. Chaos and homosexuality follows.
[Cartman_Rulz has started a group chat]
[Cartman_Rulz has changed this groupchats name to _Nerds and Cartman_]
[Cartman_Rulz added Kyle_The_Elf_King, Dat_Boi, Wendel_Whaat, Kenneth_McCoolkid, Butters_Stotch, Heidi_Who, and Bebe_The_Queen to this group chat]
Kenneth_McCoolkid: WHOMST THE FUCK
[Cartman_Rulz has kicked Kenneth_McCoolkid from this group chat]