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  1. Schitt's Creek (41)

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  1. Summary

    We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.

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    Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.

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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    "Because standing at craft services, eating a cookie in almost a single bite and still somehow looking perfect, was David Rose.
    This was bad. This was very bad. This was not at all good. In any way.
    Except it was. Obviously. Patrick couldn’t pretend that he hadn’t daydreamed a moment like this; just once or twice as his mind wandered during Miss Henderson’s drier physics classes. But, in the comfort of his own brain, he had imagined a meeting of eyes across a music store, perhaps a chance encounter on a scenic hike. He would be suave and charming and he would know what to do with his hands.
    Patrick did not currently know what to do with his hands."

     

    When Rose Video head office puts out a request for employees to act in its customer service training videos, Patrick Brewer jumps at the chance. What he wasn't prepared for, was his scene partner...

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    16 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    David sees some things and comes to the logical (albeit incorrect) conclusion.

    Patrick is just trying to explore his queerness.

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    30 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 92

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    David has a few questions for Patrick regarding what he's looking for in their new relationship. Set between 4x1 and 4x2.

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    30 Mar 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    “So did you start wearing all black because you’re an international cat burglar or did you base your career choice on your wardrobe?”

    Or, David used to be a jewel thief. Allegedly. He doesn't do that anymore.

    Patrick works in insurance, and he has a few questions about those recent break-ins...

    An AU in which David leaves Schitt's Creek for good at the end of season one, and then his past starts to catch up to him.

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    25 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    If you’d asked him yesterday, being curled up on a sofa with Patrick Brewer and watching the snow fall outside the window, with empty cups that were once filled with hot cocoa on the table in front of them, sounded like a dream to David Rose. 

    But in practice? Being stuck on campus with Patrick Brewer, his chest pressed up against David’s back, one arm curled around his waist to keep him on a sofa not exactly built for two grown men in their 20s to spoon on, watching the snowdrift practically bury them alive at a coffee shop that pays them pennies, is actually a nightmare.

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    an enemies-to-lovers coworkers in a coffee shop at university au, feat. only one bed couch

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    24 Mar 2021