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  1. Summary

    I wanted a series where I could write Iorveth/Roche established relationship stuff without having to establish how it happened each time. Enter the Love Shack, aka a rundown hunter's cabin in the outskirts of the forest (i.e. neutral ground) where they go to meet each other.

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  2. Summary

    Unconnected shorts in which I vent my pain onto fictional characters.

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  3. Summary

    A series in which I pretend everything is fine and nobody dies, and Geralt makes Cintra his home base after the feast in episode 4.

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  4. Summary

    Part of the Families of Choice universe, but these are the plot-significant fics, aka the ones where you need to read the previous ones in the series to understand everything.

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  1. Rec 15

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    Lambert likes traveling with Aiden, even though he's batshit. He's the kind of crazy that fits Lambert's crazy, and Lambert likes that shit, alright? He likes Aiden. You know, in a friend way. Or whatever way has them fucking on this forest floor right now. That way is pretty good, too.

    (Aiden is pissed off about a shitty contract and has energy to work off. Lambert wasn't expecting this day to end with him on his back and Aiden naked in his lap, but he's rolling with it.)

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    09 Aug 2020

  2. Rec 17

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    “He really never should have taken any advice from Geralt. Lambert’s way of doing things had worked just fine for him in his 30 years on the Path, so why he took Geralt’s fucking advice to try to talk to a monster instead of just stabbing it to death was idiocy on his part.”

    Lambert tries alternate methods of monster management with an intelligent creature. The fact that the monster is awfully kind to him and he’s a bit thirsty for dick complicates the matter.

    Basically like 12k of monster fucking. Get in here, you filthy sluts.

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    06 Aug 2020

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    05 Aug 2020

  4. Rec 2

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    Whatever this odd situation was, both of them were enjoying it far too much.

     

     

    Roche feels things and Iorveth hurts. Neither of them know what to do about it so they ignore it the only way they know how.

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    04 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 96

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    In an AU where Roche is discovered to be Foltest's illegitimate brother after Emhyr's conquest of the North, he is hastily installed on the Temerian throne. Much to his dismay.

    Even worse, he's been gifted a very familiar elf who is physically incapable of not making his life a misery.

    And he's got to marry the bastard.

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    30 Jul 2020

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