Lookingkindofdumb



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  1. Summary

    Non cultivator, Lan Xichen as the emperor AU.

    Where Lan Wangji is ordered to take on a concubine to produce heirs. He does so but in Lan Wangji fashion everyone regrets making him do so and letting him choose.

    Wei Wuxian is definitely the principal wife in every way but officially.

    Where the sects imploded rather than ended up in outright war, there might be less large scale death but that doesn't mean it isn't messy.

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  3. Summary

    This is the 30 Day AU just only keeping the chapters I liked seeing as it looked like I was never going to complete all 30. So...unrelated oneshots prompted from the 30 Day Au.

    Inspired by Moonrose9's fic Little Black Dress, seriously awesome fic.

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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    While travelling back to Konoha Naruto and the gang are trapped in his subconscious and must escape by reacting to his memories.

    Secrets are revealed, friendships are formed and strengthened, people almost die.

    Oh, and the Kyuubi is still lingering around.

    Should be fun.

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    06 Mar 2021

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    Lan Wangji knows that Wei Ying is awake by the way he shifts and shudders around him, luxurious and sweet.

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    04 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 86

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    (Otherwise known as "Iruka and Itachi's Grand Canon-Divergent Adventure")

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    01 Mar 2021

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    7. Absolutely amazing series of a genin (and pre-genin) Iruka and Itachi.

    Iruka felt his forced grin slipping. Right. Nobody wanted him on their team, it would have been better if he’d just kept his stupid mouth shut. “I mean, sure, being a shinobi is serious work, but if you can’t find meaning in what you do, what’s the point?” he shot back. It was how he lived, anyway. Sometimes that didn’t work out great for him, but it was still the way he wanted to live his life. If you didn’t have your will, your passion, then what was the point?

    And

    “Being a shinobi is about following orders, Iruka,” Itachi snapped. “Sometimes you have to do things you don’t like. And that includes being respectful, even if you don’t feel like it.”

    “Being a shinobi is a lot more than just following orders,” Iruka shot back, ignoring the way the numbness was spreading from his fingers to his whole hand at this point. “Weren’t you ever taught that? This village is our family, we fight because we love it and we want to protect it, not just because some jerk who’s stronger than you says to.”

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Iruka tries to make Naruto some hot chocolate, with mixed success.

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    01 Mar 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Because Iruka's canonically awful cooking skills thrill me with terrible delight.

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    “You know, you talk a lot of shit for someone with such soft, kissable lips.”
    Kakashi, to his credit, looks as surprised as Iruka feels, although Iruka’s inner monologue points out with no small amount of acidity that Kakashi is the one swearing in the mission room (talking about kissing, in the mission room!) while Iruka is the one who has been interrupted in the midst of delivering a long-overdue, well-deserved chewing out. Only one of them is really justified in being surprised.

    (rated for some swears and mentions of, like, the indisputable in-universe fact that we're up here killing children)

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    01 Mar 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “I haven’t talked about it to Tsunade-sama yet,” she says. “I wanted to ask you first, you know, if you thought it made sense, from a teacher’s perspective.”

    “I’m touched,” he says, and he is, he’s so happy that he gets another day of being her teacher. “But, Sakura, you’re wise enough to know that this is a good idea without my endorsement. Don’t sell yourself short!”

    Her smile is radiant, in the way that it is more and more these days, and he thinks, maybe when she’s a jounin she won’t be as fucking odd as the rest of them .