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    "Do you need me to help your cute little thing go potty?" Geralt sounds so fond and indulgent it almost distracts from the crushing blow to his pride.

    "Do I— excuse me?"

    "You heard me. You look uncomfortable."

    Did Jaskier need Geralt to help his.... help his....

    "I have to take a leak, yes, and would be much obliged if you let me out to do so."

    He can't unpack this right now. He'll do so later, when he's not desperate

    "Ask properly then."

    Ask properly, he says— in all Jaskier's life, he's never

    Jaskier doesn't say another word, and neither does Geralt. When the bard stops to relieve himself in the bushes a few minutes later, he comes back with a flushed face and dark spots of wetness on the insides of his thighs.

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    12 Jul 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    Those yellow eyes pierced into him, and squeezed his heart. The vial in his pocket felt wrong, foul. His shoulders slumped and he took a step back from Geralt.

    "I..I wouldn't have done it without asking you first. I'm not that kind of man," he admitted as he pulled the vial out and held it to Geralt. "It's...I've worried too many times. About how you think of me. I wanted to know the truth, so I went to Yennefer."

    Geralt took the vial and opened it, taking a small sniff. "Truth potion," he noted. "Strong enough to even affect a witcher."

    "Exactly," Jaskier sighed, shifting back and forth on his feet. "I really wouldn't have used it on you without your knowledge, I swear."

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  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    Jaskier has a new neighbour. A hot one. Scorching really. I'm just saying, the man could flex and melt polar ice caps.

    But his majesty the beautiful had one flaw... two actually.

    1 - he didnt acknowledge Jaskier's charming existence
    2 - he has beEN BLASTING HIS RADIO ON TOP VOLUME FOR TWO DAYS

    or: that fic with a deaf Geralt...or is he?

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    11 Jul 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    (7:53) Proofread my speech for the rally on Friday?

    (7:53) Attachment: 1 file

    (11:19) is that honestly the best you could do? and thomas paine? really? isn’t he a tad outdated?

    (12:25) You could have just told me I had the wrong number. You didn’t have to go and deface my entire speech.

    (12:28) don’t tell me i went through all that effort without even getting a simple “thank you” in return. i didn’t even charge you for reading through that painfully ostentatious tirade

     
    Enjolras texts the wrong number. They talk, they flirt, then they fall in love.

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  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Geralt is contracted to keep watch over a crop that only blooms every few years at the height of midsummer, and which is surrounded by legends of magical properties related to... virility, to put it in euphemistic terms. He brings Jaskier along for companionship and doesn't consider that the legends might be true. Shenanigans, mostly pining-related, ensue.

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    Written for the Geraskier Midsummer Mini-Bang and includes some incredible, NSFW artwork by DisturbedButGorgeous. Seriously, it's beautiful so even if you hate my fic just get in here and check out the art it's worth it!

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