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    “Did you just sexually harass someone during my trivia?” Steve hadn’t even seen the speaker enter the bar. The guy was tall, but all of his other features were obscured by his dark blue hoodie and leather jacket.

    “More specifically, did you just sexually harass my baby sister?” Around them the bar hushed. The bartender and bouncer who had, like Steve and Sam, started towards the troublesome table slowed at the menace in the man’s voice.

    It was hard to see how in the dim lighting, but in the next second the mystery man hauled the catcaller up by his collar. “Get the fuck out of here,” the mystery man said, his voice tight with anger. “And if I ever see any of you in here again you’ll be drinking through a straw.” Then the man set the harasser down and with a well-placed kick sent him flying towards the door.

    “That’s the trivia host?” Steve asked.

    Steve didn't think they made professors like that.

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    Steve's got the hang of this 21st century thing.

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    In which Steven G. Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America, gets a roommate. Who rapidly turns into his "roommate"—in the euphemistic sense of the word.

    It takes SHIELD and the rest of the Avengers an absurd amount of time to notice.

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    Bucky Barnes gets cold at night like every other man on the front, so when he finds himself trapped in a bathroom stall with the prospect of getting down on his knees for Captain America, he doesn't mind all that much.

     

    There’s an obscene hole in the wall between the endmost stall and its neighbor. He touches the edges of it, sanded smooth, and stares dumbly when he realizes that it must not be a rumor at all.

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    Steve had always wondered why it was geese - loud, annoying, generally unromantic creatures - which were the animals that led humans to their soulmates. He’d always thought that a more romantic creature would make more sense: a dove, a lovebird, maybe something delicate and soft like a deer.

    Well, now he knew why it was geese: there was no escaping a goose. They were the peak of evolution when it came to harassing people into going places. They were fucking annoying.

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    or: the one where a magical goose forces two idiots to get their shit together

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