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    “You’re the worst.”

    “And you’re hard.”

    After Stede Bonnet overhears (eavesdrops on) a conversation between Edward Teach and one of his friends outside a lecture hall at the beginning of the semester, Stede swears to hate Ed for all eternity.

    Edward Teach has no idea why Stede Bonnet seems to hate him so much, but at this point he's just kind of going along with it because he likes getting a rise out of him.

    Their friends convince them to spend an evening together in the hopes of resolving their differences, but to the surprise of both men, they end up fucking about it.

    It's highly unlikely it's going to be the last time.

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    It wasn’t that Stede hadn’t been acquainted with the cannabis sativa plant. In fact, it was unequivocally the opposite - nearly half his crew partook at least occasionally, so the Revenge had been carrying her fair share of flower for the majority of her maiden voyage.

    Even so, Stede had yet to find the courage to approach his crew about partaking himself. ‘Something-something-professional-boundaries-or-other’ was the excuse he’d usually go with when he’d gotten close to considering it.

    Then, he found Ed.

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    In which Stede wants to try pot, and somehow the Dread Pyrate Blackbeard seems more approachable to him than his own crew. Go figure.

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    28 Jul 2023

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    Ed asks Stede out for a ride.

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    22 Jul 2023

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    Ed knows hypnosis isn’t real. So when Stede mentions that he knows how to hypnotize people, Ed does the only reasonable thing and dares his co-captain to hypnotize him.

    This might, in retrospect, have been a tactical error.

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    20 Jul 2023

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    Remember that scene where Ed taught Stede the "Unhand Me or Bleed" maneuver? No? Huh.

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    26 Jun 2023