When Kenny flunks out of Home Ec, his female classmates tease him about not having what it takes to "find a nice, rich man to marry." Well, he's going to show them. Everybody knows their future valedictorian comes from one of South Park's wealthiest families and will make his own fortune as a successful lawyer one day. Seducing him will prove that Kenny isn't a Home Ec failure. He'll be a trophy husband if it kills him (and it probably will, at least once).
Bookmarked by Meow_ster
04 Dec 2019
Klaus is pretty sure he’s hallucinating. He can’t remember taking any drugs that would cause hallucinations, usually avoids them like the plague. He fucking hates that shit, the entire reason he’s an addict is because he already sees things other people can’t, why would he want more of that, but he must have taken something and forgotten, because it’s the only explanation for the scene in front of him.
Because in front of him is Five.
Little Number Five. Their thirteen-year-old brother, the one who ran out on them seventeen years ago and never came back. The one that left a gaping hole in the middle of their family, just as big as Ben if not bigger, because no one ever knew what happened to him. The one Klaus tried to conjure, night after night, not sure whether to be happy or not when he kept failing.
“I’m back,” Five says, staring straight at him, and Klaus almost flinches from the intensity in his eyes. “I’m home.”
Time to save the world, everyone.
- Part 8 of Comes And Goes (In Waves)
17 Apr 2019
An unfortunate riptide lands Bumblebee and Blitzwing in the middle of nowhere, with nothing but each other and a ton of incredibly inconvenient damages. And these two don't have much interest in helping each other.
Not yet, at least.
- Part 1 of RoE
Dipper just wanted to have a normal college life- well, as normal as one could have it while continuing to research the mysteries of Gravity Falls. He did NOT intend to have to deal with losing all of his work just as he needed it the most.
He also did not intend to have a demon be his only chance of getting it back.
Dipper's the worst practitioner in his entire family. He's never been great at magic, he's struggling to improve - he doesn't even have a familiar.
Maybe it's time to fix that.
Dipper makes some mistakes.
Based on a prompt from tumblr.
- Part 1 of Familiar AU