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    Ed was very aware of what he looked like. He'd cultivated it. The ugliness, that is.

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    17 Dec 2023

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    Ed needs to blow off some steam, so he buys a thrift store wedding dress and pretends to be a runaway bride, in hopes someone at the swanky bar he wanders into will ravage him into oblivion. Stede sees a vision in mint green, but isn’t sure he will be of any interest to this mysterious stranger. Archie watches two cringefail men fall head over heels for each other.

    (Yes, Ed’s wearing the season 2 wedding topper dress. 👀👰💚✨️)

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    21 Nov 2023

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    Stede's birthday is coming up and all he really wants is a pirate themed party. His boyfriend thinks he's being childish and stupid. The handsome stranger in the cake aisle disagrees.
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    “Pirates, is it?”

    “Please don’t tease. I really don’t think I can handle any more ridicule today.”

    “Shit, no I didn’t mean it like that. I’m a bit of a pirate nerd myself. Can I show you something?” He began unbuttoning his dress shirt before Stede could form the words to answer.

    “What are you doing?” he started to ask, trailing off quickly as his mouth went dry at the sight of the man’s bare chest where he had pulled his undershirt all the way up. Stede was too distracted to finish speaking by the overall impression: a canvas of ink covered skin, muscular and soft in all the right places, a tantalizing trail of dark hair leading Stede’s eyes down, down…

    Fuck. Focus, Bonnet.

    He dragged his focus back to the inked images which were surely the point of this man’s public indecency.
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    (Mary to Ed, some time later):
    “So, do you throw personalized birthday parties for all of your patrons, or just the ones you show your tits to in the grocery store?”

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    09 Nov 2023

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    kinkmeme prompt: Izzy, truth serum:
    Izzy dosed with truth serum or equivalent and forced to talk about his feelings. Talk it through as a crew. He is angry and hates it. Feelings can be of whatever verity filler likes, and any ships. or friendships, rivalry, whatever are welcome.
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    Izzy bristles. (I feel like I’ve been fucking stabbed, you idiot!) “Feel bad,” Izzy frowns, his tongue seeming to betray him.

    Roach rolls his eyes. “No shit genius. Bad how? I need to identify what poison they used."

    (Fuck off, I’m fine.) “Everyone’s fussing over me, pretending to care. I don’t like it.” Izzy tries to sit up as the words leave his lips, confused and alarmed.

    ...

    Roach nods, as if that confirmed some theory. “Truth serum.”

    (Well Fuck.) “Well Fuck.”

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    Everyone suddenly wants to have conversations that Izzy doesn't want to. Izzy faces his worst enemy, feelings.

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    15 Oct 2023

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    Stede squared his jaw and asked, “How do we choose who to kill?”

    “Oh, that’s easy,” Ed said with a relieved smile. “Izzy always does that.”

    “That is not at all surprising,” Lucius muttered under his breath, sketching a small icon of the angry man in the corner of the open page.

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    Five times Lucius hears the words "Izzy always does that," and one time Lucius does something for him.

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    18 May 2023