Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
16 Jun 2020
“So, what do you think… I mean there aren’t many things that could do… that.” There was something about the scar, it felt… Steve wasn’t sure what to call it. Bad, didn’t feel like it cut it. It was if there was something inherently evil about the scar and whatever had happened to leave it there. There was a time in Steve’s life that he would have scoffed at the thought.
“You know Steve, this probably means your future wife only has one boob.” Dustin managed to get out around the giant shit eating grin plastered across his face. “Like some weird cyclops wife only with tits.”
There was a beat where no one spoke, then, “Jesus Christ, Henderson.” Steve groaned, “Are you fucking kidding me?”
Steve Harrington is doing his best to move on with his life post Starcourt Mall Incident™. He’s working his ass off at Family Video, trying to keep up with a new apartment, and putting in the work to earn a Babysitter Of The Year award apparently.
But then Billy fucking Hargrove returns from the dead, and Steve wakes up with a scar that looks like someone tried to run his chest through a meat grinder.
Or the post-season three soulmate au no one asked for.
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Sep 2019
Peter Parker was nervous.
Like really really incredibly nervous. Like, upset stomach, pacing the room, haven’t eaten all day nervous.
And why, you may ask, was Peter so nervous that he would be genuinely concerned about bringing up his lunch had he been able to eat in the first place?
Well, it was because Mr. Stark was currently on his way back from the airport picking up Peter’s replacement.
Or the time Mr. Stark introduced Peter Parker to Harley Keener, Peter had an anxiety attack, and Harley was a huge flirt.
27 Jun 2019
Tony was almost sure people didn’t have regularly scheduled “hookup nights.” Like 95% sure. Maybe Barton did, the man’s preferred method of travel was via vent for Christ sake. But designated one-night-stand night seemed a little bit much, even for the man who threw himself off of buildings with only a bow and arrows on the daily.
So, all signs pointed to what? A secret relationship? Who the fuck would want to date bitchier-Legolas? Did Tony mention his preferred method of travel was via vents?
So okay, maybe Tony did need to know every bit of his teammates business at every given moment, because now this was really bothering him. The fact that there was some girl out there willing to go through so much effort just to spend one night a week with Clint-I’ll-Just-Turn-Off-My-Hearing-Aids-If-I’m-Bored-Of-Your-Story-Barton was baffling to him. And the fact that Clint didn’t want anyone else to know about it? First of all, rude. Second of all, challenge ac-fucking-cepted, Katniss.