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    There's a stranger in Hannibal Lecter's house, peering out the window through the scope of an L115A3 bolt-action rifle.

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    Based on the joke: Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said, “Thanks! how do you know I’m not a serial killer though?” I replied, “The chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical.”

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    Will works as an escort and a stripper at a club. One by one, his private clients start dropping dead like flies. Enter Hannibal Lecter, a psychiatrist who found himself at "The Cantaloupe and Lobster" out of sheer curiosity at first, but kept coming back for Luna, the club's most popular stripper.

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    “I had a doctors appointment today.” Will says. “You know, at that age where you need an exam for a certain type of cancer men can get?” Jimmy gives a knowing grin, already putting together the pieces. Poor Will must have felt so humiliated. “Oh, that’s not the only thing,” He says, ordering another shot, “he was unfairly handsome too.”

    Or: Will goes for a prostate examination and has... a very good time.

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