MistyBeethoven



Fandoms

  1. John Wick (Movies) (44)
  2. Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV) (23)
  3. Freaked! (1993) (10)
  4. Bill & Ted (Movies) (8)
  5. Gotham (TV) (7)

Recent works

Recent series

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  2. Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves by

    Fandom: 47 Ronin (2013), A Happening of Monumental Proportions (2017), A Scanner Darkly (2006), A Walk in the Clouds (1995), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Babes in Toyland (1986), Bill & Ted (Movies), Black's Photography "Inventory Sale" Commercial, Black's Photography: Inventory Sale (1986), Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), Brotherhood of Justice (1986), BRZRKR (Boom! Comics), BRZRKR (Comics), Chain Reaction (1996), Coca Cola: Coke Is It (1984), Coca-Cola "Coke Is It!" Commercial, Constantine (2005), Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game), Dangerous Liaisons (1988), Destination Wedding (2018), Dream to Believe (1986), Echo (1993/2005), Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993), Exposed (2016), Extreme Pursuit (2013), Feeling Minnesota (1996), Flying (1986), Freaked! (1993), Generation Um (2012), Hamlet (RMTC 1995), Hamlet - Shakespeare, Hangin' In (TV), Hardball (2001), Henry's Crime (2010), Howie Meets the Ghost of Environmental Disasters Yet to Come (1991), I Love You to Death (1990), John Wick (Movies), Johnny Mnemonic (1995), Keanu (2016), Keanu Reeves - Fandom, Kellogg's Corn Flakes "The Best in My Bowl" Commercials, Kellogg's Corn Flakes (1987), Knock Knock (2015), Letting Go (1985), Life Under Water (1989), Man of Tai Chi (2013), Moving Day (1987), Much Ado About Nothing (1993), Much Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare, My Own Private Idaho (1991), Night Heat (TV), One Step Away (1985), One Step Away (Short Film 1985), Parenthood (1989), Paula Abdul's Rush Rush (1991), Permanent Record (1988), Point Break (1991), Providence (1991), Replicas (2018), River's Edge (1986), Rush Rush - Paula Abdul (Music Video), Siberia (2018), Something's Gotta Give (2003), Sparhusen (2009), Speed (1994), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Street Kings (2008), Swedish Dicks (2016), Swedish Dicks (TV), Sweet November (2001), The Bad Batch (2016), The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), The Devil's Advocate (1997), The Gift (2000), The Lake House (2006), The Last Time I Committed Suicide (1997), The Matrix (Movies), The Neon Demon (2016), The Night Before (1988), The Prince of Pennsylvania (1988), The Private Lives of Pippa Lee (2009), The Prodigal (1983), The Replacements (2000), The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (2020), The Watcher (2000), The Whole Truth (2016), Thumbsucker (2005), To the Bone (2017), Toy Story (Movies), Tune in Tomorrow (1990), Two Lost Souls (1989), Under the Influence (1986), Young Again (1986), Youngblood (1986)

    19 Jan 2021

    Summary

    Once upon a time, there was a woman who had a crush on an actor named Keanu Reeves and most of the characters he portrayed. Knowing she would never actually meet the object(s) of her affections, she decided to write fanfics in order to satisfy her own foolish romantic desires.

    These are those fics.

    I know that Keanu Reeves will never read these and given the content I should probably be very grateful. But if you ever do, Mr. Reeves, I hope that they show a little bit into this author's soul and just how much you and your characters mean to me. So this is all really just a love letter told in stories.

    Or a masturbatory fantasy.

    However poetically inclined or painfully honest you are. :/

    And you seem like both, Keanu.

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  3. Dear Keanu: A Year in Review by

    Fandom: 47 Ronin (2013), A Happening of Monumental Proportions (2017), A Scanner Darkly (2006), A Walk in the Clouds (1995), Babes in Toyland (1986), Bill & Ted (Movies), Black's Photography "Inventory Sale" Commercial, Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), Brotherhood of Justice (1986), BRZRKR (Boom! Comics), Chain Reaction (1996), Coca-Cola "Coke Is It!" Commercial, Constantine (2005), Dangerous Liaisons (1988), Destination Wedding (2018), Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993), Exposed (2016), Feeling Minnesota (1996), Flying (1986), Freaked! (1993), Generation Um (2012), Hamlet - Shakespeare, Hangin' In (TV), Hardball (2001), Henry's Crime (2010), Howie Meets the Ghost of Environmental Disasters Yet to Come (1991), I Love You to Death (1990), John Wick (Movies), Johnny Mnemonic (1995), Keanu (2016), Kellogg's Corn Flakes "The Best in My Bowl" Commercials, Knock Knock (2015), Letting Go (1985), Life Under Water (1989), Man of Tai Chi (2013), Moving Day (1987), Much Ado About Nothing (1993), My Own Private Idaho (1991), Night Heat (TV), One Step Away (Short Film 1985), Parenthood (1989), Permanent Record (1988), Point Break (1991), Providence (1991), Replicas (2018), River's Edge (1986), Rush Rush - Paula Abdul (Music Video), Siberia (2018), Something's Gotta Give (2003), Sparhusen (2009), Speed (1994), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Street Kings (2008), Swedish Dicks (TV), Sweet November (2001), The Bad Batch (2016), The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), The Devil's Advocate (1997), The Gift (2000), The Lake House (2006), The Last Time I Committed Suicide (1997), The Matrix (Movies), The Neon Demon (2016), The Night Before (1988), The Prince of Pennsylvania (1988), The Private Lives of Pippa Lee (2009), The Prodigal (1983), The Replacements (2000), The Watcher (2000), The Whole Truth (2016), Thumbsucker (2005), To the Bone (2017), Toy Story (Movies), Tune in Tomorrow (1990), Two Lost Souls (1989), Under the Influence (1986), Young Again (1986), Youngblood (1986)

    09 Jan 2021

    Summary

    My letter to you, Keanu, regarding the fanfics featuring your characters and myself.

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  5. Summary

    I take Ortiz home one day believing him to be a real dog. I very soon discover that he is a man, though, and that he makes not only a fine pet but a great lover/boyfriend/husband also.

    Things become complicated when Elijah C. Slugs kidnaps me and turns me into a cat.

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Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Like you, I want to cry from nostalgia,
    recalling the one who abandoned my heart.
    Like the song you diffuse through the street,
    my passion fades away with the wind.

     

     

     

    Love, refracted.

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    17 Jan 2021

  2. Rec 1

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    She held up a thin, creamy envelope, and waited for a reaction, but received none. Murdoch looked confused.
    "Forgive me, Julia, but do we know a 'William Clark'? I don't recall-"
    "William. Lieutenant-Governor William Clark."
    Suddenly, he understood, and sat down quickly.
    -or-
    A special guest is inbound to the Murdoch house- which isn't quite ready to receive! With the help of their friends, will everything be ready in time for the big day?

    ABSOLUTELY 0% SPOILERS FOR ANYTHING

    This work will be finished as soon as possible :')

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    23 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    A good man is a man that, even in a period of war, finds one life worth saving.

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    27 Nov 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    {CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 13}

     

    He looks down at the sleeping child.

     

    He wasn’t supposed to get attached. Neither of them were. 

     

    Din made sure the kid knew Din wasn’t his parent, he tried to be aloof. He made sure he didn’t care too much. Now, look at him, crying over a foundling. 

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    27 Nov 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    The child is having a nightmare where the spider creatures are back and he’s all alone. He can’t find his Dad. Whatever is a little one to do?

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    25 Nov 2020