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    My collection of Ace Attorney fics that revolve around weed, because with the localization being set in California there ought to be a lot more stoners involved.

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    Sakura becomes a bounty hunter instead of becoming Tsunade's apprentice, and the series details her growth as a person in a different direction, but also while she sleeps with a lot of people.

    I started this so I could try to write porn, just as a content warning.

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    "Being ‘The Undying Lord’ isn’t even dad’s day job. So it’s got to be a big problem for them to jump in," Rainer explains.

    “Wait, what’s his day job?”

    “Taking down other necromancers for the Raven Queen.”

    Fitzroy stares at her. Rainer stares back.

    “You’re fucking with me,” Fitzroy says.

    “I am one hundred percent not fucking with you,” Rainer says.

    (Or, asking your friend's dad if you can borrow their undead skeleton army, please, we need it for reasons.)

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    16 Sep 2020

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    Klaus Hargreeves doesn’t just like Dave. Klaus likes black fishnet leggings and neon nail polish and drugs and pop music. But Dave- Klaus loves Dave. He loves him so much that he sometimes thinks his heart beats for the sole purpose of loving the other man.

    And Dave Katz? He’s a gambler by nature and something about Klaus is daring him -betting him- to go all in on the skinny, manic, wonderful man that the world has gifted him with.

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    A series of five plus one style stories over the course of Dave and Klaus’ relationship. Can be read out of order but they do follow a general timeline, starting in Vietnam and moving into canon era.

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    10 Sep 2020

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    A complete rewrite of the series starting with Chamber of Secrets, that will conclude in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Focuses on friendship, and Harry dealing with the abuse dealt to him at his relative's hands. There will be no romance.

    (and yes, I KNOW 12 year olds don't talk/think like that. suspension of disbelief, please, people.)

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    08 Sep 2020

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    It turns out, she’s not that hard to fix. A couple jumps, a couple nudges to the side—crises averted. Allison can talk, the moon doesn't explode, Pogo isn't strung up on the wall. Vanya still goes deaf in one ear. (She doesn’t tell the others. They don’t ever ask.)

    or, Vanya loses her hearing and also everything she thought she knew about herself. This is the aftermath.

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    06 Sep 2020

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    Between seven adults, even ones as severely damaged as they are, there's got to be at least enough common sense to mimic one semi-functional, competent human. Post-season one, Klaus and his siblings travel around in their own pasts, sort out some of their shit, and relive the week of the apocalypse one last time.

    This time, they get it right.

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    03 Sep 2020