NEVERTAKENSERIOUSLY



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    When Nagini takes little Harry from his crib on that fateful night and disapparates with him, betraying her Master to protect him from his own madness, the last thing she expects is to grow attached.

    Harry Potter grows up on the run, looking for ways to restore the sanity of the very man who wants to kill him and his new guardian.

    Attending Hogwarts, keeping a low profile and trying to avoid both the Light and Dark sides might prove to be their most difficult task yet.

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    17 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    Harry Potter didn’t hate her father or her older brother James or their cousin Sirius or any other person, well expect maybe Dumbledore but he's a self-righteous asshole. But anyway back to the point, she’s not doing this out of spite. No, she’s doing this because it’s the right thing to do. Magic is all and it is dying! Why can’t people see that?
    Harriet Lyra Potter was born a year after her older brother James Potter, to Charlus Potter and Dorea Potter nee Black... This is her story.

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    17 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    Dumble-Death chuckles into the back of his hand, eyes twinkling in merriment. "Well, my dear boy. Seeing as you want to save Voldemort because of your rather impressive guilt complex, you've quite a journey ahead of you. It will be long and most definitely hard, and the results might not be what you want them to be."

    Harry frowns. That doesn't sound like fun. But—"I'll do it."

    "Very well." The being nods. "Seeing as the only pieces of his soul that are left are those currently residing in his body and the one you hold in your hands, the only way to return him to his original state is if you travel along the branches of time and collect his hocruxes."

     

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    Basically, Harry doesn't meet Dumbledore when Voldemort AK's him at the Forbidden Forest. Instead he meets Death.

     

    And then, well, then Fate becomes very pissed off.

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    17 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Harry relives the Chamber of Secrets again and again.

    Eventually, he’s tired of it.

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    15 Jan 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Auror Harry Potter has entered the field again, after spending four years of retirement. Chaos ensure as the newest Dark Lord makes his mark at the International Wizarding Yule Ball, and Harry Potter is again once right in the middle of it.
    New and old faces are revealed; who do you trust, who do you betray?

    Featuring: badass!Ginny, forced cliche straight flirting, unspeakable!Hermione, and dumbass!Ron

    WIP, updating at least once every week

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    13 Jan 2020