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    "And for Lan Zhan? He's not going to believe that I mentioned A-Yuan to him and he's the one who forgot about it."

    Nie Huaisang lifts his wine glass and gestures with it a little, like a sage who has given his advice and now the rest is Wei Wuxian's problem. "You're just going to have to pretend very hard. Don't let him break you."

    Or: The one where Wei Wuxian secretly adopts A-Yuan and when he tries to convince Lan Wangji he had a kid all along, Lan Wangji rolls with it, ups the ante, and sets off a game of chicken that digs up buried feelings that Wei Wuxian is 100% sure he's not going to act on. Okay, 90% sure.

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    08 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh this is marvelous! Neither of them backing down and just escalating further and further, so much fun!

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    In order to kill the Demon of Yiling, assassin Lan Wangji pretends to be courtesan. Falling in love with Wei Wuxian is an unfortunate complication.

    (Or: the courtesan-but-actually-assassin!LWJ fic)

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    07 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh! What an achingly beautiful AU, with such a tragic middle and sweetly happy ending!

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    [Unknown]: it’s so cruel of you to change your number without telling me! I’m not feeling the love! you’re breaking my heart! 💔💔💔

    Or: Wei Ying sends a message to the wrong number.

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    03 Oct 2020

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    Identity porn! I love this trope!

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    Lan Zhan invents a boyfriend to escape an uncomfortable situation. Wei Ying agrees to date him so that, technically, he has not lied. Somewhere along the way these two idiots fall in love.

    A modern day, tech industry Untamed AU. This story is not as dumb as the title implies, but it is still pretty dumb.

    Thanks to handclaps for the beta and wotchermoony for the inspiration. This is dedicated to Jessie from Seattle, who is definitely a real person.

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    02 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fake dating! Always a delight!

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    "I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

    Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

    Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?

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    02 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So much fun! I love these self-deluding idiots!