Neffectual

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  1. Summary

    Short pieces written to or around songs, or lyrics that happen to catch my attention.

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  3. Summary

    Unless you're in it, you don't get it.

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  5. Summary

    A selection of short horror stories from October 2017.

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  1. Rec *

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    11 Jun 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perfection. Monster-fucking with ugly Geralt and it's all so wonderfully hot!

  2. Rec 56

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    Jaskier just needs a steady roommate who can pay the rent on time. The fact that the guy is gorgeous is just a bonus. And the fact that he seems to maybe be a murderer, well. At least he cleans up after himself. Jaskier's had worse roommates, honestly.

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    29 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is so good. It feels exactly like when all your gay friends get together (and yes, gay means queer-gay unless specifically stated otherwise) and it's just... perfect. It feels familiar.

  3. Rec 78

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    When Geralt finds a dildo in Jaskier's bag and decides to use it, Jaskier overhears and offers him a personal demonstration

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    23 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Unbearably hot - and then lovely

  4. Rec 20

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    Geralt meets Jaskier when he has to take Ciri to an occupational therapist. It's awkward from the start.

    "Love the way you just sit and wait for your appointment - broodingly," a familiar and lovely voice says. 

    Geralt raises his head and sees Jaskier. He's wearing a blue leather jacket, a turquoise low cut top, soft and worn, underneath, tight jeans and brown boots. He's leaning on the wall and smiling at Geralt. His bangs, chestnut, soft and unruly, fall on his bright blue eyes - a mercy for sure, since Jaskier's eyes are so blue one shouldn't look at them directly, just like one shouldn't like at the sun without a proper protection. 

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    05 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is everything.

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    Pankratz was the exact breed of professor that grated Geralt to the bone. All new-age learning styles that throw away any sort of examinations and insisting on his students calling him Jaskier. The bastard had a five-star rating on Rate My Professor, while Geralt was consistently stuck at 3 with students complaining his tests were difficult or lectures were boring. Lecture style teaching was all he knew; he wasn’t about to change that now based on the opinions of some eighteen-year-olds.

    Geralt- a grumpy, workaholic, history professor- meets the flamboyant music professor Dr. Pankratz and immediately develops a rivalry. When they are recruited to work on a project together said rivalry and the stewing sexual tension between them make things... complicated.

    Series
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    26 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perfection in past loves and lives