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    Crowley can't believe his luck when the most gorgeous man he's ever seen approaches him in a bar and asks if he'd like to eat his banana.

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    23 Jul 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Crowley can't believe his luck when the most gorgeous man he's ever seen approaches him in a bar and asks if he'd like to eat his banana.

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    23 Jul 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    A bench. A handshake. Lingering fingers. A little shiver and an angel and a demon are returned to their proper bodies.
    And that’s about where all hell broke loose. Metaphorically speaking, that is. Hell has, of course, been loose for quite some time.

    "You don't, you know. Have any... after effects? From the swapping thing?"
    "What kind of after effects?"
    "Just, you know…” Uncontrollable horniness? An erection you should probably consult a doctor about? “…feelings?"


    Crowley has some residual effects from his body swap with Aziraphale. Some very distracting residual effects.

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    23 Jul 2021

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    “Demons have laws?” Aziraphale asks, head cocked to the side. 

    “Well, insofar as nature has laws, yes. Is that your final request? Is that what it’ll be?”

    Aziraphale takes a moment to contemplate this. “Yes.” 

    Crowley nods, then holds the pad of his thumb out to Aziraphale’s mouth. “Lick it,” he commands.

    “Excuse me?” Aziraphale squeaks. Crowley notes that this is the first time Aziraphale has been outwardly puzzled at literally anything Crowley has done. 

    “In order for a demonic contract to be solidified, there needs to be a mixing of biological matter, and I’m assuming you’re not into bloodletting,” Crowley says, eyes wide. He’s been wrong before.

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    Aziraphale, a human, has grown used to being alone. 

    Everything changes for him when a unique occult relic falls into his hands and loops him into a contract with a mild-mannered (if a bit snarky) demon named Crowley. 

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    22 Jul 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Aziraphale makes an effort to gain some new experiences post-apocanot. Crowley is happy to help.

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