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    Traders are a gossiping sort. If there was a scandal within the noble houses of Posada, you’d hear about it in Cretegor by the end of the week. So, the quick spread of a rumor about a little village in the Kestrel Mountain range was not at all surprising. What was surprising was the story that the traders wove. They said that Luibhtorrach, a sad, ghost of a farming town, had miraculously become a hub for trade, as if overnight. Their lands unbelievably fertile and brimming with crop. Even stranger, each and every one of Luibhtorrach’s people professed that their good fortune was the work of a mysterious beast they’d claimed as their personal deity. Most recent news foretold of their plans to throw a midsummer festival celebrating this newfound god. In preparation, silken blue banners were erected in every corner of the town, each bearing the symbol of their new patron: A delicate dandelion wrapping around a golden sun.
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    Jaskier accidentally becomes the god of a village he stumbled upon after Geralt’s post-dragon hunt meltdown. Maybe it had something to do with his new look.

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    09 Aug 2020

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    “He really never should have taken any advice from Geralt. Lambert’s way of doing things had worked just fine for him in his 30 years on the Path, so why he took Geralt’s fucking advice to try to talk to a monster instead of just stabbing it to death was idiocy on his part.”

    Lambert tries alternate methods of monster management with an intelligent creature. The fact that the monster is awfully kind to him and he’s a bit thirsty for dick complicates the matter.

    Basically like 12k of monster fucking. Get in here, you filthy sluts.

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    07 Aug 2020

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    “They had been told, as young witchers, that the burden of their secondary sex had been relieved by the Trial of Grasses. The mutations took away the change that would come as humans hit adulthood, and they would be without a subsex. Witchers were men, and men alone. They were not given the added burden of being an alpha, or an omega, or a beta. They were free from that particular form of madness.“

    Jaskier is hired to be a heat companion for an omega widow, and Geralt is hired alongside him to play bodyguard. Unfortunately, being so close to the chaos that is human mating cycles, Geralt begins to suffer strange symptoms of his own.

    Trust Jaskier to take care of it. He’s a professional, after all.

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    07 Aug 2020

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    “Jaskier,” Geralt says with thinly veiled exasperation. “Tell me you did not inhale it.”

    “I didn’t inhale it…?” Jaskier laughs nervously.

    Geralt sighs. “For a bard, you are remarkably unskilled at lying.”

    He can smell the pheromone shift already, as the spores take effect inside Jaskier’s body. The scent clouds his thoughts, and he struggles to focus on anything except… well. Gods-damn, it’s going to be a long night.

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    01 Aug 2020

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    27 Jul 2020