NoSirNotMeNotEver
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I Swallow The Leaves Of My Bonsai Trees, but No Firs Ever Grow In My Lungs by NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandoms: Impulse (Comics), The Flash (All Media Types), The Flash (Comics)
16 Apr 2021
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"But you're still a sophomore, right? Nineteen?"
Whitey asked, relieved that at least she was dating a college student, and then she saw the sheepish look on Bart's face.
"Oh, I'm a sophomore alright."
Whitey startled, and she looked up, her eyes wide with horror.
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I Have Been Twisted, And Then Wrung Out, Like A Cloth, By The Washerwoman Clad In Tears That Is My Lover by NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
12 Apr 2021
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He desperately licked into Bart's mouth as his hips started to move, instinct driving him forth as Eduardo bared his neck, letting Bart slump forward to bite ruthlessly at his sensitive neck in an animalistic display of ownership.
"Wait, wait, Bart, my dad–"
Eduardo broke off with a moan as a particular good thrust made him see stars, the hot water pouring over them.
"–my dad will kill you if he sees any hickeys."
And if anything, Bart just bit down harder, making his hips stutter forward.
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Teach Me How To Slit My Eyelids In Three Places by NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandoms: Impulse (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, The Flash (Comics)
02 Apr 2021
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He had a massive praise kink, he knew that, hell, it was the reason why he had slept with over half of the students in Manchester High, and he watched as Mister Crandall reassuringly patted his side.
He had been sleeping with Mr. Crandall for a few weeks now, and he shivered as Mr. Crandall unbuckled his belt, a whimper leaving Bart's throat as the older man dragged his pants down to expose his underwear.
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A Documentary About Fictional Sensations, I.E., Love by NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandoms: Impulse (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, The Flash (Comics)
23 Mar 2021
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Even though he was enacting revenge, he still loved Uncle Max, and it was important to remind Uncle Max that he was his best boy.
Bart loved being a good boy.But now it was time for Uncle Max to be HIS good boy.
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There Are Nothing But Devils In This White City by NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandoms: Impulse (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, The Flash (Comics)
16 Mar 2021
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"No...no more...gotta come...too much...."
"I know, I know. How about this: I'll let you come if you at least tell me what was on the back of the book. If you can't, I hook you up for another hour every time you get it wrong until you tell me."
Max pinched a nipple.
"Okay?"
"'Kay..."
"Deal. Now what was on the back of the book?"
"Nnnn...T-Two men...each...handsome and...and...good?"
Max reached for the feeding tube, and he heard Bart sob.
"N-No! Please, Max, I–mmph!"
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Will Someone Stuff My Porcelain Dolls? They're Not Hollow Enough by NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandom: Impulse (Comics), The Flash (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
08 Mar 2021
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Turn Me On With Your Electric Feel by CapedCommissioner (smittenbritain)
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
18 Feb 2021
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Dating Wally was an experience.
He’d always known, of course, that there was a buzz of static to Wally’s skin, but he didn't get to translate that knowledge to the bedroom right away. It was surprising and more than a little bit interesting, and Dick was already beginning to see the advantages of having a speedster for a boyfriend.
Bookmarked by NoSirNotMeNotEver
21 Mar 2021
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In The Shadows of Burned Bridges by Belfire for Anrim
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
06 Nov 2018
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An unknown foe paints a target on Red Hood's head and it's open season all 'round Gotham. No part of the situation scares Jason until Willis Todd, his long-lost and thought to be dead biological father makes a coincidentally timed reappearance.
And he wants to make amends.
Jason doesn't embrace the idea but part of him wants to believe it's real. However, Bruce begins to suspect something is far more amiss than his son realised and that Willis might have some self-serving motives for reconnecting with Jason.
But things are a little more deep-rooted than that.
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- Part 1 of With Family Like This Who Needs Joker?
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Bookmarked by NoSirNotMeNotEver
12 Mar 2021
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Sideline Secrets by Gwendolyn (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
12 Dec 2020
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*Retired, incomplete work by Gwendolyn (storiesofchaos) and xeniaraven.*
It's Obi-Wan and Anakin's senior year at Coruscanti High, which comes with far more challenges than simply who's winning and who's losing their respective sports games. It also comes with a heaping pile of one creepy principal and committing to a college. They still have Spring though, plenty of time to sort it all out together. And even more time to uncover one, last, horrid thing lurking around the corners of the school.
Aka the tennis Anakin and baseball boy Obi-Wan fic.
Bookmarked by NoSirNotMeNotEver
22 Feb 2021
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Lights in the Dark by Peregrine (Sidhewrites) for Atimeforroses
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
11 Feb 2020
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They don't know how they fell together, but they work, and they wouldn't change it for the world.
Bookmarked by NoSirNotMeNotEver
12 Feb 2021
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Lights in the Dark by Peregrine (Sidhewrites) for Atimeforroses
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
11 Feb 2020
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They don't know how they fell together, but they work, and they wouldn't change it for the world.
Bookmarked by NoSirNotMeNotEver
12 Feb 2021