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    A group that I'm in is doing an August photo challenge. I'm posting the photos and a little ditty about Schitt's Creek to go with them, because why not?

    Most of these are very short. I took the photo challenge as a prompt and usually related it to the photo that I posted.

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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    He spread his hands. “Look, we’re stuck in here for however long it takes for the stupid repairman to arrive, where the fuck is he coming from, Winnipeg? I’m just trying to…”

    “To what? Make conversation?”

    “Is that so terrible?”

    “Maybe I don’t want to make conversation with you, David,” she said, uttering his name for the first time in his hearing.

    “Fine, then,” he said, crossing his own arms. “We’ll sit here in silence. That’s just fine.”

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    Rachel and David are stuck in an elevator in a hotel in Toronto. Elevators are not large enough to contain this kind of elephant in the room.

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  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    Patrick's instinct is to leave, but he’s just noticed something about this guy. “I know you …” he says slowly, uncertainly.
    It’s hardly flattering, but the other guy chuckles. It’s a nice sound, Patrick thinks, cautiously.

    “Yeah,” says the guy, his grin sliding into a smirk. “I think you, uh, tried to flirt with me once.”

    And now Patrick recognises him. A million years ago, at a party he hadn’t thought twice about, before everything really took off, this guy stood in a kitchen, not unlike this one, wearing a shirt blazoned with a mouth and bloody fangs, teasing Patrick.

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    Patrick Brewer has a LOT of baggage. He's absolutely not ready for a relationship.

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    In which the author tries not to spoil anything, and in doing so fails completely at the summary.

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  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    This AU is inspired by an ask that I sent to @danieljradcliffe whilst I was watching the episode where David talks about being hustled by a postman. It was then when @fraudulentzodiac suggested the following:

     

    AU where Patrick is a mailman and David lives on his route, and they manage to get off on the wrong foot somehow, but David thinks he has to pay him, so Patrick goes with it, since he has to put up with this guy pestering him for his packages, he may as well get something out of it. But then Pat starts liking him and has to confess he doesn’t need to pay.

    This is also partially inspired by Noah's Gemini Album, please enjoy! I will update it as much as possible. Tags will be added as the story goes on.

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  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    "Marry Henry - destination wedding. Combine all of our names so paperwork is a fucking nightmare." Henry stares at him and Pez rolls the dice, and-

    "Congratulations to Alex and Henry Claremont-Diaz-Fox-Mountchristen," he says with a bright grin, and Alex punches the air and makes a 'whooping' noise. "Your wedding is attended by the Beckhams, the President, and several key members of congress. Henry is very gentle on your wedding night." Henry is going to fucking kill Pez.
     
    "Fucking sweet," Alex says, because Henry is apparently the only one here trying not to have a coronary about all of this.

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    It had just been a party game, except now Henry is in way over his head.

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  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    This is what David's life has been reduced to: trying to revive the fortunes of the Schittsville Bee, a small-city newspaper that is all that is left of the once-mighty Rose News Group.

    When he stumbles on a big story, it only makes sense to swallow his pride and contact his ex-lover, big-time reporter Patrick Brewer, to get some advice.

    The last thing he expects is for said ex-lover to turn up on his doorstep.

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