NotEvenCloseToStraight



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  2. Summary

    Deep in the forest along a winding highway, a traveler might find an eccentric little store called “Magic and Magnolias” that offers vintage jewelry, curious knick knacks, and beeswax candles to the tourists driving through-- and another service altogether to the magical community that lives in the picturesque town.

    Nat and Pepper aren't just shop owners, they are ancient witches with nothing else to do with their lifetime than meddle in matchmaking?

    Witches and familiars go together like PB&J, like hot cocoa and marsh mellows, like Sundays and sweet tea. But a mismatched pair is just trouble, and that’s when Natasha and Pepper step in to weave magic and mischief, making matches out of unlikely pairs and sitting back to watch the shenanigans unfold.

    There’s a cursed familiar and a witch who lost his magic, a brash Lion and a tiny blond afraid of his own powers, a grieving wind!witch and the familiar who finds him in the storm, a dangerous dragon and the new witch who tames his rage.

    Follow the highway through the forest and step through the doors of 'Magic and Magnolias' to meet them all... and maybe fall in love a little bit too.

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  3. Summary

    Quick Fics and Tumblr Prompt Fills!

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  4. Summary

    A collection of explicit prompts from my side blog @ncts-rated-e-for-nekkid
    Various pairings, any warnings can be found in the individual stories

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Alpha Sheriff Steve Rogers doesn’t know what to think of the new school teacher in his small town.

    Omega Tony Carbonell is a quick-witted, sharp-tongued, sarcastic Omega with a butt that won’t quit– and a temper that won’t quit either.

    Every attempt the Sheriff makes to get close is met with rolled eyes and snarkiness, but finally Tony gives in a little bit and the pair spends a few moments together that leaves the Alpha panting, desperate for more.

    But there’s a layer of secrets beneath the Omega’s attitude, and the more Steve pushes, the more Tony pulls away.

    When Tony’s past comes back in a terrifying way, Steve learns more about the Omega than he ever thought he would, secrets that make him rage, stories that break his heart, and when Tony is kidnapped, the Sheriff saddles up to bring his Omega home.

    But Tony doesn’t consider Wildrock home, and he certainly doesn’t consider Steve his Alpha.

    How can the Stetson-wearing Sheriff convince the stubborn Schoolteacher that they are meant to be?

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    18 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Fanart
    to the absolutely amazing work "Lost and Found" of NotEvenCloseToStraight

    (Not fond of posting Art in AO3 but I want to gift these to the author)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    06 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    art for my words! Amazing!

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Dear omega,

     

    Congratulations! You've been selected. Alpha #95847872 has been assigned as your pre-bondee. A group bonding ceremony will take place on the 14th, unless other arrangements have been made by your alpha or their family. A valid bonding license must be submitted to Omega Services within 45 days of this letter or all services will be cancelled and any transferable benefits will not be applied to your alpha's package.

    If there is some reason why you cannot be bonded on this date, please apply for an extension by calling 1-800-555-6827 within 7 days of receiving this letter.

    Sincerely,
    National Omega Services

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    23 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the only stories I’ve ever loved enough to bookmark

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    Tony needed something to drink. He hated when his thoughts got muddled with all this negativity. From his father to Steve to the rest of the world he just...he didn't want to give a damn anymore. So yes, he needed a drink, or...at least a different type of ambrosia to soothe his ever raging thoughts. A new start...sort of...maybe?

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    11 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Mine

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