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What if Lucretia left Faerun? by finx, NotUnprepared
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
07 Apr 2018
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Lucretia was alone for ten years. Ten years she walked through a world that couldn’t remember why it was scarred, trying to find weapons no one knew about, with no one at her side but her captain brought so low, a constant reminder of her guilt. How many times did she consider just flying the Starblaster right out of this plane and into the next one?
But what if, in a moment of weakness, she did?
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Eleutherophobia: n., Greek, the fear of freedom
Tom survived Rachel's assassination attempt; the yeerk in his head did not. Now he's left dealing with his overprotective but traumatized parents, a little brother battling survivor guilt in a world that thinks he's a superhero, his terrifyingly awesome ex-neighbor determined to change the world, the girl from high school who he loved enough to follow to a Sharing meeting, and a whole bunch of other former hosts who think that just because a yeerk wearing his body once led a revolution Tom actually knows what he's talking about half the time.
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06 Nov 2018
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Caleb is so tired.
(or; “To be clear…do you know what you’re fighting?”
Caleb doesn’t. He thought he did, a long time ago. Not anymore.)
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19 May 2018
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The Empire got a lot more unfriendly towards “unauthorized” mages, after the attack.
Molly hadn’t even been aware that “unauthorized” mages were a thing beforehand, but suddenly they were. That was just the way things worked in the Empire, now more than ever, and it was one more thing The Mighty Nein had to roll with.
(Or, post Episode 12, the Mighty Nein get in trouble with the law by virtue of being a group containing a goblin, two tieflings, and a couple of mages. Caleb pulls off some heroics to let them get away, and by the time they find him again he's been hit with the Feeblemind spell as punishment. Rather fumbling attempts at coping ensue while the rest of the group tries to fix things.)
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- Part 1 of The Branding of Caleb Widogast
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10 May 2018
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"Please hear me out," the pants say, urgently. "M'names Barry. I've been trapped in these pants for fucking decades."
Sildar pauses. The voice sounds so sad.
"This has literally nothing to do with me," Sildar says. "I guess I can take you to the university, if you want?"
"Nonono, they'll just destroy me," Barry says. "Maybe, uh, don't do that."
Sildar pauses. "...Are you a lich?"
The jeans are silent for a moment.
"No-oo," Barry says.
"You're a lich," Sildar says flatly.
"Yeah, okay," Barry admits. "But in my defense it was an accident."Bookmarked by NotUnprepared
03 Apr 2018
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Emergency First Aid in the Pocket Workshop by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
17 Dec 2016
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You are the goddamn king of suffering.
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Magnus and Merle tend to Taako after his run in with some bad luck. His inner monologue goes a walking.
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05 Mar 2018