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  1. Summary

    Sometimes, when Sungho needs it, Dohyun lets himself get tied up and chained to the bed.

    Sometimes, after a particularly bad argument, Dohyun dreams of breaking up.

    Sometimes, Dohyun wonders if all of this pain is worth it just to see Sungho smile.

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    rare pairings and crack treated seriously and I'm sorry, but I couldn't help thinking what if -

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    Post-canon smutty MDZS oneshots

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  5. Summary

    different works, all with the vague concept of Age Difference. because we like it.

    in case you're curious, it's always sorta vague, but here's what we had in mind:
    Fig: Izaya (24), Shizuo (32)
    Egg: Izaya (19), Shizuo (28)
    Bartender: Izaya (20), Shizuo (27)

    and here is Note's wisdom of the day regarding age difference:
    the x/2+7 rule. take half the older person's age and add 7 years. that's the minimum age the younger person should be. this is applicable to RL as well. now do the math for our fics yourself xD

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    Xiao hasn't seen his childhood friend Zhongli for over five years. So when the latter waltzes into his repair shop with the most fucked-up laptop he's ever seen in his life, he realizes that:

    1. Zhongli is still just as stupid, and
    2. Zhongli is now incredibly hot, and
    3. Zhongli is already taken.

    (Or, a story about how every star in our galaxy is mired in pain, but a little bit of kindness goes a long way.)

    [Please don't be fooled by the 1st chapter, this gets really heavy, heed the tags.]

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    09 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    02 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    The 111th Floor, from the eyes of the Guardian

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    25 Nov 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Podfics recorded by members of the KhunBam Nation Discord community!

    All content is used and posted with permission.

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    18 Nov 2020

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    Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”

    “You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”

    He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.

    “Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”

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    OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.

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    17 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SNL AU that feyren talked me into reading and that I'm still in tears (both from laughter and crying) about

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