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    Letting out a long sigh, Derek turns away and braces himself for the next hellish filming segment. After all, apparently he’s going to have to smile while greeting twenty-five contestants. Shit, what if they try to hug him? Or, god forbid, kiss

    He doesn’t get any further with that thought, because a limo pulls into the driveway. He braces himself for the worst. The worst, who… actually doesn’t look that horrifying.

    “I’ve been dying to meet you!” she exclaims as she catches sight of him.

    Then, she flings herself at him and ensnares him in a bone-crushing hug.

    Scratch that – she’s completely horrifying. And Derek’s pretty sure he can hear errand boy what’s-his-face laughing in the distance.

    (Or: In which Derek gets roped into being the 'eligible bachelor' on a dating show and instead falls for one of the show's interns.)

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    30 Mar 2020

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    The hunter is a monster, a titan, not a boy.
    This is a fact he has known for as long as he has lived in the forest, for as long he can remember.
    The forest is quiet but for the crooning of birds, the rush of misty water into the hidden valleys and the deep lumbering steps of his kin.
    That is until the day that changes everything. The day the humans came. The day he saw his human for the first time.
    One the hunter will never forget.

    "The newest arrival was a 15 meter but quite unlike any Titan they had ever seen. It was thin and lean with muscles on its muscles. Sunken eyes sharp and glowing, really glowing, green over a hooked nose. Lipless serrated teeth formed a strange mocking Cheshire smile as it looked at them. It then fell to it's haunches and propelled itself forward with truly frightening speed.
    Cries of panic ran through the squadron as they attempted to spur the exhausted horses even faster. This panic gave way to shock however when the green eyed Titan pivoted, rapidly changing direction and barreling into the group of Titans, toppling them over like wooden bowl pins.
    There was a moment of silence in the squad then-
    "WHAAAAT?!" Exclaimed Hanji in extreme disbelief."

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    30 Mar 2020

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    Through all the mistakes he has made, and all the horrors of his existence, Jak knows that he'll always be able to count on Daxter to remain by his side. And that means more to him than even the fuzzball realizes.

    If you've been in the fandom and shipped Jaxter for a while, chances are great that you read this story before - probably while it was incomplete. Started in 2005, abandoned in 2007. But then, six and a half years later, the writing began anew and, my friends, it was finished. This is that fanfic you might vaguelly remember as the one that had intros and outros of every chapter from a different character perspective. The one where Jak was pining for Daxter for a change. The one where there was an ex-KG-OC-with-a-history working as a mechanic for Kleiver. The one where Damas was slowly, slowly realizing that Jak was his son.

    This is Introspective Hero. Enjoy.

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    28 Feb 2020

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    The Joker's being released from Arkham to his next of kin, who isn't actually related to him at all.

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    14 Feb 2020

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    They call him a clown. It’s terribly funny and one hundred present awful all at once. This is Gotham’s sense of humour.

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    14 Feb 2020