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    The moral of the story is: the end of the world is the best time to pick up hitchhikers.

    It is also the worst time.

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    25 Aug 2020

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    “Aziraphale, they want to kill you!”

    “Oh good.” Aziraphale turned to look over the horizon Gabriel and Sandalphon had been thrown beyond. “It’s always nice to be on the same page.”

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    19 Dec 2019

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    “Who would win: Aziraphale or Crowley.”

    “Oh!” Aziraphale startles. “Well—such a question. It’s not as though either of us has engaged in so much as fisticuffs in ages, and one does need to keep up practice with these sorts of things.” His fretting dies abruptly when Crowley cuts over him clearly, baldly: “Aziraphale.”

    Aziraphale’s mouth clicks shut, and he goes so still that the group is forcibly reminded that ethereal beings don’t technically need to breathe, have a heartbeat, or even metabolize energy to exist. Beside him, Crowley’s stiffened up and his lips pull back from his teeth in a toe-curling wince.

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    19 Dec 2019

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    Aziraphale merely smiled and talked slower, the same way one would to a small child or, if one was being particularly patronising, to the Lord of Flies.

    “I’m here because you have something of mine. If you’d be so kind as to return it, I’ll happily be on my way.”

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    14 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    The Bentley has always been very fond of her demon. But is he just as fond of her?

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    26 Sep 2019