PaintedChickenNails



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    Tommy gets lost in a storm and makes friends with a not-kidnapper named Wilbur.

    Then Wilbur gets actually "kidnapped" by the Antarctic Empire.

    Tommy remembers he's king of a very tiny kingdom, so he does what any five-year-old would do.

    He tries to declare war. (toddler fluff and chaos ensue with basically no angst)

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    09 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    A cheerful ding sounds out through his head as the newest scan happily informs him that he is wrong. His code is gaslighting him. There is something here, and he knows it. It writhes beneath his skin, pressing against the inside of his head. A headache is beginning to bloom in his skull, and he knows he’s running out of time.

     

    Viral scan complete! There are no viruses in your system!

     

    [Hypochondriac!Robot!Wilbur. Why? Because the writing gods told me to, that's why.]

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    09 Jun 2021

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    Apparently, it’s at that point that the last bastion of logic provided by his rapidly dwindling mental faculties finally kicks in and he realises with a start that he isn’t actually having a panic attack, like he first assumed — but a fucking asthma attack.

    Truly, he doesn’t know if that’s better or worse. Probably worse.

    Or: Wilbur watches over Tommy while his parents are out of town, but when the week comes to an end the prospect of having to return to his shitty London flat makes him slightly anxious. And Tommy is slightly concerned.

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    05 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    Phil reached down, ruffling Wilbur’s hair, “just please make sure that Tommy doesn’t get himself into trouble. Take care of him.”

    Wilbur mumbled something incomprehensible. Phil took that for an agreement.

    “Tommy, you take care of Wilbur as well,” Phil called over his shoulder. He heard a small clatter and the scraping of talons against the wood, then a muttered “ok!”.

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    Origin SMP, Phil leaves to go to town to get some supplies and leaves Tommy and Wilbur back home. Wilbur gets a bit hurt.

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    05 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    “Listen,” Wilbur says, “it’s not what it looks like -”
    “Yeah, I gathered that,” Phil says, “glamours usually aren’t. And hybrids can’t cast ‘em, anyway.”
    “They can try,” Wilbur offers weakly - “we,” he corrects, glib -
    “You,” Phil says, “shut it.”

    Five times Glyphverse!Wilbur managed to keep his Wildness secret, and one time he didn't.
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    22 May 2021