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    Demonic activity increased in a small village in China, and Lan Wangji was sent to investigate. He expected to find a demon to punish, not a demon who enjoyed behaving like a human being.

    Wei Ying loves life in Yiling, and would rather go back to Hell in a few centuries. He has very important things to do here, and he is not interested in conquering the world. If only the angel understood him, he wouldn't waste his time. He didn't want to miss the A-Yuan play.

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    Wei Wuxian shrugged. It had been centuries since someone last summoned him to the human world.

    The demon wonder if he still remembered how it was done.

    It was time to make his triumphal entry.

    He emerged from the darkness, black smoke around him, and said, "Who dares to summon the Bringer of Death?"

    No answer. He evidently had terrified the summoner. Wei Wuxian spoke again, this time in a lower tone of voice, “I am the Bringer of Death, the Raven Lord, Torment of the sinners. You called me, didn't you? ”

    Still nothing. Very rude.

    He said, "Hey, it's true that we demons are immortal, but we don't have all the time in the world."

    "Are you really a demon?"

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    03 Apr 2021

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    “So…” Nie Hauisang mused as he had finished listening to Wei Wuxian’s half finished plan, “you want me to abduct you, the Emperor, from the palace for your birthday.”
    “Sneak out,” Wei Wuxian corrected.
    “Whatever,” Nie Huaisang said, waving his hand dismissively. “And no one is supposed to notice?”
    “Obviously not.”
    “And how is that supposed to work?” Asked Nie Huaisang amused.
    Wei Wuxian frowned. “That’s why I asked you for help. Can’t you do it?”
    Nie Huaisang huffed. “Of course I can! Nothing easier than that. What I meant was, how do you want to keep people from noticing you are gone? There will be dozens of people arriving daily to meet you.”

    Or: Emperor Wei Wuxian is sick of being stuck in the Forbidden City and wants to have a day off to wander the streets of the capital in disguise. When he meets A-yuan and Lan Wangji, he is delighted to not be treated like the Emperor for a change.

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    30 Oct 2020

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    Wei Ying 21:09
    hey lan zhan
    what’s the weirdest way youve died

    Lan Zhan 21:11
    Falling encyclopedias.

    Wei Ying 21:12
    omg
    no way
    that’s so rude
    turning books against you???

    Lan Zhan 21:13
    A betrayal I will never forget.

    On Halloween night, an exiled demonic cultivator and a Lan disciple get stuck in a time-loop, find each other, and try to figure it all out.
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    25 Oct 2020

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    Wei Ying 21:09
    hey lan zhan
    what’s the weirdest way youve died

    Lan Zhan 21:11
    Falling encyclopedias.

    Wei Ying 21:12
    omg
    no way
    that’s so rude
    turning books against you???

    Lan Zhan 21:13
    A betrayal I will never forget.

    On Halloween night, an exiled demonic cultivator and a Lan disciple get stuck in a time-loop, find each other, and try to figure it all out.
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    25 Oct 2020

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    After the events that occurred in Guanyin Temple, Wei Ying is forced to take part of another scheme. He finds himself tangled within a forbidden array that throws him back to his sixteen-year old self. Between living his past once again and what it seems to be a messed up forbidden spell, he is determined to save all those he loves this time.

    But it would mean leaving his husband behind and face a Lan Zhan that does not know their relationship.

    It also involves a whole lot of self-sacrificing stuff to do, but then again, it's Wei Wuxian who we're talking about.

    This time, however, although he is able to control resentful energy to its completeness, there are new things that are out of his reach.

    Attempt the impossible, right?

    Or, Wei Wuxian is thrown back in time with a countdown engraved in his soul.

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    23 Oct 2020