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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    “Don’t interrupt me again.” It was menacing, but Frank is tired, and cranky, and he feels like he’s running in circles with some idiot on the phone.

    “Okay, sure, I won’t.” Frank hangs up on him.

    He presses his fingers to his eyelids and whines in discomfort, trying to recall what sleep feels like. The phone rings again.

    Frank answers angrily, and hurts himself with how hard he presses the receiver to his ear. “Okay, fuckhead—“

    “Joey, Joey, Joey,” a breathless laugh alongside the name is what the voice rushes out. “Calm down. Be nice. You were so polite the last time we spoke, right?”

    Frank pauses, weighs the implications of this in his mind. “Who the fuck is Joey?”

     

    Or the one where the killer who calls the 'wrong number' actually calls the wrong number.

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    02 Jun 2022

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    Living for this dynamic. Frankie being stalked and acting all indifferent and coy about it. But also being simultaneously scared and into it. It's so good.

    Okay okay okay and now they're MURDER BOYFRIENDS??? AAHHHHH, they're already so fucking cute together and they're not even together.

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    The campfire is by necessity a small and close-knit community. His dislike of Ghostface comes to light pretty quickly, though not the exact reason; anyone who’s seen him offer a Memento Mori knows what a dick he can be. There isn’t a single survivor who wouldn’t want to punch his smug mask at least once. And, well, if they think Dwight feels the same, he’s not going to correct them.

    In a way, what ends up happening all cascades from this inconvenient fact.

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    01 Jun 2022

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    Cackling at the thought of Dwight being pavlov'd into feeling horny around Hellraiser, but not because he find him sexy.

    These domestic fucking idiots, I love them.

    Dwight being turned on by the thought of BEING a murderer, not just fucking one? Um, yes. Thank you.

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    How to get hatch 101 taught by Dwight.

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    01 Jun 2022

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    Sluts. The lot of them.

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    Sooner or later, Dwight has to admit to himself that being chased down by masked murderers kind of gets him going. And it's probably going to be sooner, given that the Ghost Face has popped out of nowhere and made him an offer he simply can't bring himself to refuse...

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    01 Jun 2022

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    God this is so good, I'm such a slut for Dwight being a slut and Danny being a horny lil shit.

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Willow and Angelus play a game of cat-and-mouse. All stories of this series were written ENTIRELY by Medea. I'm just archiving them here.

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    09 May 2022

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    Another one of my favorite fic series being archived 🥺
    Ugh, I'm IN LOVE with this writing, it's so good 😭