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    My Good Omens Crack fics, some are for prompts and others comps as well as a sprinkling of cracky ideas that I come up with on my own.

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    Are peacocks dangerous?

    Yes, peacocks are considered to be dangerous. Along with being difficult to get rid of, they are very destructive to personal property. They are capable of digging up gardens, scratching the paint off of cars, and leaving large piles of feces on your property.

    This exactly describes Gabriel who was once the peacock of paradise and now is the Peacock demon of Lust and Envy. He fell for his lust towards Aziraphale, and thinks he's in with more of a chance to be with the object of his affections now, because Aziraphale likes demons, right?

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  1. Rec 8

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    My series of fics inspired by @profbutrude's GO kinktober art on Twitter.

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    17 Oct 2020

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    Prompt: Basically just give me poor snek boy having a hard time and ideally Aziraphale looking after him. hurt/comfort extermely wanted but honestly? If you just wanna make Crowley suffer then have at it!

    Summary: Aziraphale is in love with Crowley. He can't express it, so instead to quietly tends to Crowley's various serpentine needs without his knowledge instead.

    Excerpt: Aziraphale had never intended to become a casual herpetologist, it had just happened over the centuries. Crowley was such a needy snake, regardless of the fact that he would never admit to it. He required a rather strict feeding schedule which took ages to acclimate too, and then there was acclimation itself. Aziraphale had spent so much time arranging his bookshop: the sunny space by the window was precisely ninety degrees in full sun but eighty-five without, whereas his reading room was maintained at a cool and comfortable seventy-five degrees.

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    07 Oct 2020

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    As part of the truce between Heaven and Hell after the Apocalypse fails, Aziraphale agrees to Serve as an 'Angelic Tribute,' a job that is both humiliating and exciting beyond belief. Aziraphale keeps his shameful little secret. It isn't like Crowley would ever be at a Dark Counsel event to see him, right?

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    14 Jul 2020

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    Seven years after the death of Christ, our heroes are in Rome, and it's festival time. Aziraphale is mildly enthusiastic. Crowley is blasé. The Emperor is insane. Written for the 2005 GO Exchange. The prompt was "Saturnalia": the Roman winter solstice festival, sacred to the god Saturn. Saturn was believed to have once been a man and ruled a human kingdom for a long Golden Age; it was also believed that he would someday return and restore his kingdom. Saturnalia was marked by turnabouts and power exchanges—children ruled families, slaves ruled households, etc.—gift-giving (candles were traditional), and revelry. This fanfic was brought to you by The Golden Bough, the History Channel, and a fair amount of smutty kitsch (some of it actually period). It came out rather raunchy, pretty kinky, and very very camp. Illustrated by Quantum_Witch

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    July is here and Crowley has agreed that Aziraphale can come round to his place to check up on him. Make sure he wakes up. Could even have a little fun if Crowley's still asleep.

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