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    After the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin fell into a deep sleep that lasted through the changing seasons and with his sleep, Bilbo lingered beneath the mountain growing roots that broke the stone. Together, Thorin (once awake) and Bilbo brave the waters of courting and hobbit orphans in a land reclaimed and made even more glorious with the soft touch of a child from the west.

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    13 Apr 2020

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    Thorin grumbled as he went back upstairs and hastily scribbled ‘It’s 2am. Shut up.’ onto a scrap of paper and shoved it unceremoniously through the small gap between the door and the floorboards beneath it.
     

    A tale of neighbours and concertos and passive-aggressive notes. And a bit of unforeseen romance as well, of course.

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    02 Apr 2020

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    In the year T.A. 2975, a great battle was fought outside the gates of the Lonely Mountain. In later generations, it would be known as the Siege of Erebor. Thorin Oakenshield, King of Under the Mountain, found himself in a grave confrontation against two Hobbits of the Shire, Consort Bilbo Baggins and his young ward, Frodo Baggins. The two creatures ambushed the isolated King, pelting him with blows from their expertly made balls of snow. It seemed the fight would be easily won, and Erebor lost to Hobbit usurpers. But soon his two sister-sons, brave young souls unyielding in their loyalty, aided the King. Thus commenced the greatest snowball fight in all of Dwarven history.

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    02 Apr 2020

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    Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins.

    No, seriously.

    Just read his diary.

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    30 Mar 2020

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    Thorin dies. Thorin wakes up. He is understandably confused by this, especially since he appears to be in the Erebor he knew as a young dwarf, about to be attacked by a dragon.

    A time-travel fic with Thorin as the one living his life twice.

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    29 Mar 2020

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