13 Works by Penguinandthewombats

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    “That’s my brother if he finds me here he’d kill me...he’ll kill you!”

    Steve ignored the girls freaking out as he watched the signature Camaro pull into the Byers yard, “stay inside and don’t look outside.”

    “But Steve you won’t beat him in a fight.” Dustin pleads.

    Steve gave him a look as if he’d said the dumbest thing in the world, “I’m not gonna fight him. That’s stupid.”

    “Then what are you going to do?”

    Steve simply smirked as he popped a piece of bubble-gum in his mouth and gave a long look at the blond exiting their vehicle, “Talk. Now go somewhere where you can’t see.”

    OR

    How Stranger Things would be like if I wrote it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,331
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    292
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2855
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    Billy used to have a dog, not anymore. Sometimes, he misses it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,648
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    568
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    Blind dating.

    How pathetic. Steve never thought he’d ever do such a desperate thing but it wasn’t up to him. Carol set it up and Steve had been practically guilted by his co-worker to participate.

    Who sets other people up with their ex anyway!?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1090
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    Harry defeated Voldemort as a toddler and for 16 years lived his life as a normal, teenage, wizard. His last year without responsibility a.k.a 6th year, is derailed by a beautiful, blond boy from Beauxbaton that has captured his heart and the triwizarding competition; that sounds fun at first but really, really isn't. The worst part is Harry isn’t sure which one will kill him first.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,752
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    360
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    7867
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    ‘It’ll be nice to have something to look at.’ Harry thought to himself. All he saw where families wish their children goodbye and friends greet each other, nothing interesting.

    Until there was.

    His eyes caught sight of pure white. Following the colour like a dog, Harry caught sight of the most beautiful person he’d ever seen stop not far from him.
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    Harry defeated Voldemort as a toddler and is now just a kid in Hogwarts. So when the tri-wizard competition is introduced in 6th year, he is infatuated with the blonde boy from Beauxbaton.

    Can he make him his or will faith stop him?

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    REWRITTEN VERSION: Enveloppé dans un joli nœud

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,340
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    488
    Bookmarks:
    97
    Hits:
    15330
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    Harry really liked Draco Malfoy.

    Like he probably liked him more than Quidditch. And he REALLY liked Quidditch.

    But the problem was he had no idea how to win Malfoy over. Luckily for him, he has 2 amazing Uncles and a Dad with top quality advice. Nothing could go wrong.

    Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,461
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    297
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    4093
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    Summary

    This prompts challenge was, I would be sent SFW prompts (e.g Knitting) and would turn them into smut (e.g nude knitting).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,131
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3051
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    You know that trope in those cheesy muggle teen novels. The one where the shy nerdy girl has a crush on the most popular boy, now switch girl with boy and you’ve got Draco Malfoy’s life right now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,078
    Chapters:
    5/12
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    397
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    6487
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    It was a stupid dare.

    Draco should’ve known better then to let Pansy persuade him into using the local pizza places “Special Instructions” to do something as childish like tell them to make the delivery person call him pretty.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    771
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1778
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    Never has Harry Potter’s awkward moments gotten him a date.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    919
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1817
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    Draco finally manages to get a date with one of his coworkers but a certain boy-who-lived isn’t that pleased about it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,043
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3934
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    Draco believes he isn’t good enough for Harry, Harry thinks different.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    494
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2757
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    Kagami was In love with Aomine Daiki.

    So once he Aomine started sleeping with him he thought he had a chance but he was realized his mistake as Aomine only saw him as a booty call.

    Tired of waiting for Aomine to love him, he seeks comfort in somebody else.

    Aomine only then realises his feelings then. Is he to late?

    Guess you don't know what your missing to you lose it, right.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,209
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    5023

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