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    A story about coffee, carjackers, and co-dad management.
    Spider-Man is unpredictable and chaotic, never says no to free food and seems to spend most his time directing traffic. This rookie is in desperate need of a chaperone. And Tony doesn’t want to do it, but he’ll bear the burden as gracefully as he always does.
    Peter Parker never wears warm enough clothes, and can’t always sleep at home for reasons he refuses to go into. So if the Avengers really expect Sam to join their hippie-commune-cult, someone is going to have to look after the Parker kid.

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    20 Jun 2022

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    Tony swallowed, his hands shaking slightly.

    Peter couldn’t be dead, could he? Not Peter. Anyone but Peter.

    Struggling to draw in breath, Tony could feel his heart pounding.

    He shook himself mentally.

    This was no time for a panic attack.

    Peter needs me.

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    30 Oct 2021

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    Ever since a civil war tore the Avengers apart, tensions have been brewing. Everyone has their own way of coping. Tony seems to take pleasure in stressing Rhodey out, Natasha avoids talking about anything real, Clint ignores all of Neil the Therapist's advice, and Steve continues to choose his unstable friend over his other, equally unstable friend.

    Enter, Peter Parker.

    (Who would've thought miscommunications about a kid could bring the team back together?)

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    26 Sep 2021

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    The Avengers find themselves in need of Spider-Man’s help to improve their reputation. Peter Parker, however, doesn't exactly have the best reputation: he has been dabbling in a life of crime.

    Tony really doesn't care about picking up after some degenerate teen.
    Peter really doesn't care about some dumb adults telling him what to do.

    And nothing will ever, ever change their minds.

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    21 Sep 2021

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    One mundane evening, an awkward, wide-eyed teenager with strange enhanced abilities tumbles into Tony’s office and claims he is from the year 2017, twelve years into the future.
    Tony doesn’t really do kids. Or whack jobs. So a combination of the two is a challenge.
    But when has Tony ever backed down from a challenge?

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    20 Sep 2021