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    After an argument Bert finally confesses his feelings for Ernie and finds that they're mutual.

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    06 Jul 2020

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    Of course I found smut. I'm me. To be fair, the second search result was a - ahem - եհɾҽҽտօʍ

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Honestly, one would expect that, after finally entering a romantic relationship with the little sponge, Squidward would be more receptive of SpongeBob’s annoying antics; and truthfully, he was. SpongeBob still annoyed him from time to time, as any lover could annoy the other, but now things were different. Now there was another level to the annoyance, one that didn’t exist back when the two were nothing but neighbors – and best friends, according to the blonde."
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    Basically a moment when SpongeBob goes to work in a dress and Squidward can't handle how much of a little tease his boyfriend is.
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    Squidward x SpongeBob - "Human" AU

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    06 Jul 2020

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    I... I'm so sorry. I'm trying to find the weirdest ones that I can tolerate so my account looks fucked up. Judge me. I'm doing the same.

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    He couldn’t help but stare at the other man for a few long moments, wondering at the way that just being near him like this made his heart beat faster and his soul soar with happiness. Even after thinking about this for so many weeks, sitting together like this, knowing what he was about to do, made it feel like his feelings were blooming anew.

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    06 Jul 2020

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    What am I doing with my life? I'm gonna go round ad some Spongebob fanfic

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    He couldn’t help but stare at the other man for a few long moments, wondering at the way that just being near him like this made his heart beat faster and his soul soar with happiness. Even after thinking about this for so many weeks, sitting together like this, knowing what he was about to do, made it feel like his feelings were blooming anew.

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    06 Jul 2020

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    What am I doing with my life? I'm gonna go round ad some Spongebob fanfic

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    Buttercup had been the most beautiful woman in the world since she was eighteen. She was no stranger to admiration.

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    05 Jul 2020