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  1. Public Bookmark 89

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    'Blood whirled, thumping through weak eyelids, light and white and red, swimming into focus, and Link coughed weakly. The face above him floated, blurry and strange, wreathed in sunshine and water droplets, fiercely set in shadowed crimson and silver. Sharp teeth and sharper eyes.'

    Link wants nothing to do with Calamity Ganon until a strange creature finds him on the riverbank, and an unlikely relationship is formed. When the rest of Link's life feels like he's drowning, this Red River Ghost is a break for air.

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    27 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    Long ago, Wade Wilson was cursed. He has since lost hope in reversing it, but when he hears that he can be cured with the blood of a mer, it seems like an easy decision. Then he meets Peter.

    (Or: how Deadpool's terrible decision-making skills are shared by the prettiest mer-shark in the Caribbean)

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    26 Feb 2021

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    Peter Parker decides that his 23 years of virginity needs to end. Who better to help him with that then his closest and bestest friend Deadpool?

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    19 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    What if Mysterio never outed Peter?

    Deadpool comes back from a mission to find his favorite Spider-Man, his only Spider-Man, the boxes so helpfully remind him, missing. Specifically, kidnapped. Mysterio’s remaining crew were brimming with the need for revenge after their leader’s death, and so they vowed to use updated B.A.R.F tech to learn Spider-Man’s specific superpowers in order to harness it for themselves; another failed attempt to continue Mysterio’s grandiose plans of becoming the best superhero ever. With the help of the Avengers Peter is found, connected to a device not even Tony has full comprehension of.

    Deadpool valiantly volunteers to be hooked up; death was a regularly scheduled program for him, after all. He’d guide Spider-Man to a subconscious level that was safe to be extracted from, and (total bonus!) hopefully win his favor as Spidey’s knight in shiny leather! But once Deadpool enters, his deepest, darkest, repressed memories are on display for him and his friendly neighborhood spider to see. Deadpool fears not only what Spider-Man will think of him after it all, after everything he sees, but just what he’ll have to relive in order to rescue the man who not-so-secretly holds his heart.

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    19 Feb 2021

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    Katsuki's been having a lot of aches and pains since he started working on more advanced aerial moves. His fellow Heroes gift him a certificate to a massage therapist office they're all apparently in love with.

    Katsuki's definitely less grumpy about getting a shitty massage when he sees who his therapist is: his childhood friend, whose delicious Omega scent and strong-as-hell hands he most definitely is not getting hard over.

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    31 Jan 2021