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    The Roses never lose their fortune, and David never moves to Schitt's Creek. He's facing down the prospect of spending New Year's Eve alone, when fate traps him in an elevator with a certain Canadian tourist.

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    21 May 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    David Rose and beauty

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    06 May 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    He’s wandering across the wooden deck of a boat set inside the museum when he hears something that sounds almost like his name. He glances to his left, certain he’s mistaken, but then he hears it again, “Laurie!” followed by another, even more enthusiastic exclamation, “Laurie!”

    Turning, he finds several patrons with sour expressions, clearly displeased that their quiet progression through the museum has been disrupted - and Amy March, half-running up the ramp that leads onto the ship, coming into focus just in time for him to catch her as she flings her arms around him.

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    Laurie, Amy, two cases of imposter syndrome, and a chance meeting in Zurich.

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    30 Apr 2020

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    Still, it's true that Patrick can have his shy side. He likes to be a gentleman – Mr. Order Whatever You Want I'm Paying and Mr. Here Let Me Fix That For You and Mr. No David Not In the Backseat I Want It to Be Special – so David can't entirely rely on Patrick's willingness to charge forward for the greater good.

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    25 Apr 2020

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    He *told* David that a joint bachelor party two days before the wedding was a bad idea, but even he underestimated Ted and Ray’s affinity for karaoke. It rivals David’s.

    David.

    Why does the thought of him make his heart squeeze? And not in a good way?

    “You’re not up yet?”

    He freezes, body tensing with an old defensive mechanism he hasn’t had to employ in far too long. He slowly blinks his eyes open, but the light coming in through the window momentarily blinds him.

    “Rachel?”

    Or, Patrick wakes up five years in the past. He reacts accordingly.

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    11 Apr 2020