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  1. Summary

    A collection of Taserbones (Darcy Lewis/Brock Rumlow) prompts people have sent me on tumblr or tiny, silly Taserbones works that don't fit anywhere else. Have a prompt?

    Ask me on tumblr: @yespumpkindoodlesthings (https://www.tumblr.com/blog/yespumpkindoodlesthings)

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    An assortment of Taserbones AU fics with a Halloween twist

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    Darcy Lewis: "Hey, my dude! I got you a present! All my holiday stories in one place. Stories are unrelated, but all shenanigans are festive. Fa-la-la-ahhhhhhhhhhh!" (*falls over Jane's lab equipment*)

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  1. Rec 35

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    Lord Brock Rumlow is bet 20 guineas, his best horse and a bottle of fine brandy, for the successful seduction of the mysterious Lady M. The lord must seduce Lady M with his charms and manly affections rather than pricey baubles.
    Given that Brock has never met the woman, to his knowledge, he best approach this ridiculous affair with caution.

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    20 Oct 2019

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    Bucky Barnes: millennial, hot mess ("If you subtract the hot and triple the mess," his best friend Darcy chimes from somewhere without knowing why), lover of animals, social justice warrior, complete dominator at board games, and intense farmer market connoisseur. Or so reads his okcupid profile.

    He's just a man living his best life in Washington DC, fighting for the underdog, and making terrible decisions with his bffl.

    Then his (rather average) world collides with an Extremely Terribly Very Gorgeous Man.

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    10 Jul 2019

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    Steve is at her door in his uniform. And okay, yeah, Darcy's had some pretty fantastic dreams that have started like this before, but usually she's not in her sushi pajama bottoms and her CLINTON '08 t-shirt, rocking hair she hasn't washed in two days that is currently doing an awesome imitation of a badly groomed poodle on top of her head.

    "Sorry, Darcy," he says quietly. "Assemble order."

    Darcy is realllll slow on the uptake at ass 'ofuckingclock in the morning, so she just kind of gapes at him like a dying trout that's been plucked out of the water. She forgot her glasses in her room, so Steve - and the rest of the world - is a bit blurry, and her brain is just not firing on all cylinders.

    "My shield," Steve says, clearly embarrassed. He doesn't have his cowl-y helmet thing on and he scratches his head and then his ear, looking anywhere but at her.

    "Ohhhhh," Darcy replies, turning around to lurch back to her bedroom like a yeti.

    --

    Seven times the Avengers' weapons have liked Darcy better (and one time the Avenger liked her even more).

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    04 Jan 2019

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    Or: In Which Darcy Has One Soulmark And Many Soulmates


    “I always give my dinosaurs to people who say my Words, even when I don’t say theirs back. It’s sort of a tradition. This one is named Emma.”

    “Emma? Like Emma Watson?”

    “No, like Emma Woodhouse, the Austen heroine.”

    Clint paused for a long moment, and when he spoke, there was an odd note in his voice. “The Gwyneth Paltrow one? With the bow and arrow?”

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    25 Dec 2018

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    Darcy is panicking because that photo was not meant to go to Brock Rumlow but also, why is she so pissed he didn’t reply?

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    11 Nov 2018

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