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    [Kaeya Alberich is a perfectly normal, healthy 23-year-old man. That’s what he keeps telling himself as he swipes through what must by now be hundreds of photos on his Smolder dating app. It’s a weekday evening as he lounges on the couch in his small apartment, and he could definitely be elsewhere, if he felt like it. It isn't like Kaeya is lonely, it’s really more of a hobby at this point. How many eligible singles (men or women, he’s not picky on that front) can there be in Mondstadt? Eventually he has to reach the end of the list, and Smolder will show him a big blank screen that says “lower your standards, moron”.]

    Kaeya comes across his estranged childhood friend on a dating app, and determines that the account is a catfish. Taking matters into his own hands, he decides to catfish the catfish. But why are they so nice to him? And why are their Diluc pictures so good...

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    21 Jun 2021

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    Diluc, heir to the Ragnvindr line in the kingdom of Mond, has never believed in the advances of the hundreds of suitors that dance in his castle's ballroom. Worn thin by the constant attentions of those after his status, he never expected to find himself being the one chasing desperately after the attentions of the Prince of a lost nation, even if it lands him in the worst position possible:

    Fake courting said prince, who offered him a relief from the attentions of his suitors until he can bear them again.

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    21 Jun 2021

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    “Oh shit,” Reki said, stumbling. “Play along.”

    “What—” Before Langa could finish asking, Reki had leaned into his side and grabbed his hand, laughing like they’d been having a completely different conversation.
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    In which Langa and Reki run into Reki's ex, Reki asks Langa to pretend they're together, and Langa has some realizations.

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    17 Jun 2021

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    It’s one thing to walk in on Kaoru jerking off. This is something else entirely and Kojiro knows there’s no chance that he can even pretend that this didn’t happen. There’s no way in the world that Kojiro will ever stop thinking about this.

    He can hear Kaoru panting and whimpering and he needs to see, to make sure this is really happening and not just a figment of his imagination brought on by too much pining.

    He’s completely unprepared for what he finds.

    Kojiro leaves Kaoru to nap in their hotel room in the afternoon, and comes back to something else entirely.
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    16 Jun 2021

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    “Hello. I am RK800, an advanced prototype. Pleased to make your acquaintance.”

    “It’s a little goofy looking.” The customer crossed his arms. RK800 frowned. The customer chuckled in surprise.

    “I think it looks cool!” For the first time, RK800 noticed a young boy with the customer. The boy stepped forward and placed his hands on the android’s feet and looked up at him. “Can we get it, Dad?”

    “I just have to know –-can you take care of my son? That’s all I need. Someone to cook his meals when I can’t, homework, bath, and stuff like that. Can you do that?”

    “Yes.” RK800 nodded.

    “Then we’ll take it.”

    The young boy grabbed RK800’s hand and pulled him after his father and the salesman. RK800 stopped to step down from his display case and follow. The boy smiled up at him.

    “Hello, Robot! My name’s Cole Anderson.”

    “Hello, Cole.” RK800 smiled. “My name is Connor.”

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    Hank just wanted help around the house for Cole. He never expected such a goofy thing that laughed and hummed and protected Cole with all of his being. Connor is not like other androids --but neither of them truly know how deep those differences go.

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    11 Jun 2021