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    As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for. 

     

     

     
    Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?" 

     

    If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.

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    05 Apr 2021

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    Draco's having a rough eighth year, and Hermione's going to make it better for him.

    "Well, it’s clear what needs to happen.” She gripped his chin, tilting his head to make sure she hadn’t missed any injuries, before looking straight into his eyes. “You’re my boyfriend now.”

    *Featuring fake dating, exhibitionism, and sex-positive Hermione Granger. Submission for Farewell to Summer: The 31 Flavors of Smut Fest.

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    22 Mar 2021

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    When Harry sees something he shouldn't in the Pensieve, it changes his relationship with Hermione (and Draco Malfoy's life) forever.

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    21 Mar 2021

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    Neville's finally back from his research trip to the Arctic, so Hermione pops by for a quick cuppa and a catchup.

    Things do not go quite to plan.

    Featuring: a twist on the sex pollen plot device; Neville Longbottom's pureness and lack thereof; friends, or the people you most want to murder; implied workplace prejudices; the Chudley Cannons; digressions on textiles; an uncanny dog; another twist; and, a Hallowe'en party.

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    20 Mar 2021

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    He gave her the peppermint because of her toothpaste: muggle, minty, aromatic in a way that magical cleansing charms couldn’t quite achieve. He never noticed it when they were in school, never got close enough to breathe the same air. But when she’d visited him in the Hogwarts greenhouses, several years later, closer to thirty than to twenty, she’d leaned over his shoulder, watching as he harvested dittany for her healing potions. A crop blight meant supply shortages at St. Mungo’s, and being the extraordinary healer and problem solver that she was, she’d sought him out to assist.

    The mint surprised him, so he said something. Perfume? he’d asked.

    Her cheeks colored as she leaned away. Toothpaste, she’d said. A Muggle habit.

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    14 Mar 2021

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    I love the simplicity but complexity of this if that makes sense

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