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  1. Summary

    A series of works created for a Christmas fest run by the facebook group: Hermione's Nook. The works will be revealed once a day leading up to Christmas in December 2019. Works consist of pretties and drabbles.

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  1. Rec *

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    It is really bad timing for Hermione to get involved in another magical creature crusade. Harry is getting married, her owl is insane, and Draco Malfoy is very stressed. It is even worse timing for her to fall in love, especially with a dragon tamer who lives in Romania.

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    06 Jan 2021

  2. Rec 77

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    And she smiled. Just a little bit, but it was enough to spark his own. She was so bright all the time, so much, no matter how she tried to hide it. She filled up the space before him completely, for all he towered over her. Magic crackled around her hair and poured out of her fingertips, making him feel sort of—

     Sort of invincible. When he was near her, it felt like anything could be possible.

     And what a dangerous thought.

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    29 Dec 2020

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    She owns a children's bookstore. He runs a corporation buying significant shares of small businesses. Never in their lives have Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy gotten along — or so they think.

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    Chapters:
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    09 Dec 2020

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    "Oh, my poor old heart can't take this," Fred says, clutching his chest.
    "You're thirteen," Hermione scoffs, rolling her eyes. "There's nothing old about you."
    "I'm a twin. Combined we're twenty-six years old."
    "That's still not old, and that's still not how it works."

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    (or: the rewrite of the books where the twins befriend hermione early on. some things change, some things stay the same, some things... do a little bit of both.)

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    09 Sep 2020

  5. Rec 94

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    “We could Polyjuice as each other,” she says.

    “Just to be clear,” Ron chokes. “You’re suggesting that I could take Hermione Polyjuice, with your consent, turn into your body, and wank you off?"

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    29 Apr 2020