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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    Cartman bets he can break his previous bike-jumping record. Kyle bets he cannot. Cartman bets that if he can make said jump, Kyle will have to own-up to his end of their old fourth grade bet, and give him head. Kyle accepts this bet, since he obviously, cannot lose.

    Cartman wins and now Kyle, is totally, screwed.

    ...Only thing Cartman never betted on, however? Finally realizing he's got actual feelings for Kyle.

    Now, they're both screwed.

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    18 Mar 2020

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Cartman cheats at a bet he'd made with Kyle and when the other refuses to pay him Cartman decides to get creative. Through a series of poor decision making they find themselves stranded in the woods all night, handcuffed together, bruised and battered.
    They have to work together in order to make it through and the near-death experience sheds new light on their friendship. It leaves Kyle wondering if things will ever be able to go back to the way they used to be, or if he even really wants them to.

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    17 Mar 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    Kyle Broflovski is convinced this is going to be the worst summer ever. It's his last summer in South Park before he goes off to college and none of his friends are going to be around to share it with him. Except one. And it doesn't really go as planned.

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    16 Mar 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    Meg never thought she would meet her soulmate, and she always thought that when she did, she would turn and run the other direction.

    And she did, right up until Claudette.

    It's a shame she was always a sucker for some petty revenge.

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    28 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    After a tough trial that ends with Meg’s death, instead of waking up at the campfire, she wakes up in the middle of a very unfamiliar woods. Wondering the streets, she realizes the Entity let her free. While trying to regain her composure, she finds an unlikely face among the crowded streets: Evan MacMillan. Is this just some cruel joke made by the Entity or are they really out? While they try to get a hold on what happened and where to go from here, their hatred for one another starts to contort and form into something else entirely, but is it a lifeline or a true death sentence?

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    28 Dec 2019