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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    “You don’t sing at all anymore.”

    A statement and not a question. Jaskier, bright as ever, with the finest of clothing on, carelessly flinging his many rings onto the table in his chambers hears it and spins around quick to face Geralt. Hands on his hips and tunic unbuttoned he smiles up at his companion and sighs wistfully, “Dearest Garalt if only we were all like you- but unfortunately the rest of must make due with the measly years we’re given, and if we fail enough at something eventually we must give it up,” and here he strips the tunic off completely and flails dramatically onto the bed, all while avoiding eye contact, “But look at it this way- one man’s failed bard is another man’s renowned bedwarmer!” A wink for good measure.

    - or, whilst Geralt and Yennefer are off raising Ciri and watching their romantic relationship deteriorate, Jaskier retires from bardship and becomes a royal bedwarmer and absolutely nobody is happy but they work it out

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    11 Jan 2020

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    On her first day in Forks, Izzy Swan walks into Carlisle's office asking him to be her shrink.
    On her second day at school, Edward realises she smells of lightning—and that she's crazy, because no, no he does not have an identical twin called Cedric. Watch events unfold for two people who have better things to do—but fall in love anyway.

    A humorous odd love story that vaguely follows (parodies) canon, from the perspective of Carlisle Cullen.
    Mild swearing. Very little angst. Edward being creepy. Surprisingly healthy relationships. Teenagers. A gay/trans relationship.

    Oh, and MOD!Harry, in a rebirth cycle, as a girl (Not Fem!Harry). While Izzy is a trans character it's not central to this fic. There's no angst, either.

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    07 Sep 2019

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    When Shen Yuan transmigrates, he has slightly better luck and doesn't end up in the doomed walking corpse of some scummy villain in a shitty stallion webnovel. Instead, he transmigrates into the body of a no-name NPC in a shitty stallion webnovel.

    Or: When two souls meet, it's the hearts that matter.

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    22 Jun 2019

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    Breaking canon or changing anything from the plot wasn't part of Percy Weasley's plan. He wants a normal life. Or as normal as a wizard-in-training's life could ever be. Was that too much to ask? Apparently it was, if Cedric fucking Diggory asking him to the TriWizard's Tournament's Ball was any indication. When in Merlin did that even happen?! Reincarnated!OC-Percy. AU.

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    16 Jun 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    Shen Yuan is a simple person. She sees a book, she reads said book and promptly proceeds to rages at the author. Of course, when the author for her latest rage shares a link to the first rough draft of "Proud Immortal Demon Way," how could she refuse?

    "...At least there were fewer sex scenes," muttered Shen Yuan.

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    11 Jun 2019