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    Navigating the dating world when you can't see it can be tricky. For Crowley, that was never a problem; he's usually too busy to contemplate a relationship. The same goes for Aziraphale, though he doesn't have Crowley's excuse - he just isn't really all that much into people as a whole.

    One chance meeting on Crowley's usual route home changes all that.

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    23 Feb 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 84

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    Aziraphale Z. Fell is a rising star of the spiritual literary genre - the next Eat Pray Love guy - and his version of Chicken Soup For the Christian Soul is flying off the shelves. It's not that he's not grateful, but it's one thing to enjoy a career in writing and another completely to be pigeonholed into a specific genre, so much so that you are almost forbidden from writing anything else.
    So yes, maybe he has a bit of a secret. An outlet for his less... appropriate urges. And yes, if his typical readership got word of the sort of paragraphs he could put out on a particularly inspired night, they might suffer some form of heart attack typical for their age.
    But all of that is well hidden, and there is absolutely no way anyone would ever find out about his Arrangement with A.J. Crowley - the most debaucherous romantic fiction author of the decade.
    That is... until they have to pretend to be married to each other.

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    23 Feb 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    Post-Apocalypse, Aziraphale has decided it's long past time for him to do some things with his demon that they've denied themselves for millennia. And it's not that Crowley is opposed; he's just well-practiced at being afraid, and it's hard to give up the habit of a lifetime.

    So Aziraphale is simply going to have to convince him. Quite thoroughly.

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    22 Feb 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    “Actually, can you do me a favor? No tempting. No sins. Just a way for us to spend some time together while I finish what I need to do.”

    Aziraphale considered it and then nodded. “Well, I don’t see why not.”

    “Can you pretend to be my wife?”

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    Or, 9 Times They Get Married + 2 Times It Was Actually Real.

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    18 Feb 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    Demons loved.

    It had taken Aziraphale quite a number of centuries to be able to admit it, but he had sensed it from a very few of them, over the years; although the clearest example was also the most vexing. With anything that loved, he could sense the recipient, the target of that love. Yet he had been sensing it, ever stronger and ever more deep, from the same demonic source for six thousand years, and its target was still a mystery.

    (Crowley loves. Aziraphale is oblivious.)

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    17 Feb 2020

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