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    FANDOM AU! • Crowley is a BNF fic writer, and Aziraphale is a lurking artist who might be just a little parasocially in love with him. How they ever became friends is beyond him, but here they are: One month out from Prophet Con, and Crowley is asking him to be his boyfriend. Just for the weekend, of course.

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    25 Feb 2024

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    “Rock and roll? Really, Crowley? No, I’m afraid I know Mr. Epstein far better than you do. We have quite similar tastes, you see, he’s a great appreciator of the classics. Brahms, Bach. He may sell pop records in his shop, but I can’t possibly see how a group like this could play a role in improving his life.”

    “Aziraphale, trust me on this.”

    The angel looked wildly unconvinced. Crowley sighed. He was going to have to bring out the big guns.

    “You owe me one,” Crowley said. “Hamlet, remember?”

    Aziraphale gave an outraged wiggle. “This isn’t Shakespeare, my dear, this is— this is— rebellion!”

    “Not rebellion,” said Crowley. “Revolution.

     

    (This is a story about Aziraphale and Brian Epstein. Did you know they were friends?)

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    16 Nov 2023

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    Tennal said, "Wow, am I getting dumped already? That was quick, I only just got here."
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    Six months later: Tennal comes home from the Resolution.

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    30 Sep 2023

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    "I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.

    Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.

    "Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.

    "Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."

    "Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.


    An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.

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    18 Nov 2022

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    Kate and Thomas live in the same house for several weeks before their marriage, chaperoned only by Lady Sylvia. And we all know how much milady respects convention... Meanwhile, back in the country, Cecy is being her indomitable self.

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    20 Jul 2022