Roasted_and_ghosted



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    Ed's minding his business when the new neighbor's kid comes around holding a human puppet. It's creepy as hell, but as soon as the kid's father rounds the corner, Ed doesn't mind.

    ETA: Podfic available here from Kninjaknitter my darling dearest


    “Hello,” says the strangest voice Ed’s ever heard, jolting him out of his reverie, sending his heart speeding into chaos.

    He opens his eyes and he’s staring straight at a stuffed animal in the shape of a human person. It is bald with a tiny hat and too-big eyes and it wears a blue shirt and a name tag that says Jeffy in the sort of scrawl normally reserved for words written in blood.

    A puppet, he realizes several seconds beyond when it would have been appropriate to respond.

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  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    Crowley gets to say his piece first. It changes everything.

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  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Crowley gets the angel a phone. He discovers Tik Tok. And tried to do the "Kiss Your Best Friend" challenge.

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    26 Oct 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    Ed finds Stede staring heavily at him while he's smoking. Naturally, Ed assumes that Stede wants a hit so in his Ed Teach way he asks,
    "You trying to hit this?"
    Stede responds by making out with him.

    Idea Credit goes to @StedeSpeaks on Twitter

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    05 Sep 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Welcome to the zombie apocalypse. England has been overrun by walking corpses, everything's gone to hell, and the few survivors are scattered- among them, Crowley and his 11-year-old son Warlock. When Crowley's radio signal is unexpectedly picked up by another group of survivors, he finds himself falling, in a way he never thought he'd fall again, for the charming and kindly Aziraphale. Over three seasons and a tenuous radio connection, a romance develops between them, while a friendship grows between Warlock and Aziraphale's nephew Adam. Love isn't dead (or undead) after all.

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    02 Sep 2022