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    Geralt returns to Oxenfurt on a bright May morning to find flowers laid outside Jaskier's rooms and a fresh grave in the cemetery.

    Except, as Geralt is about to learn, in Jaskier's world things are never quite what they seem.

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    05 Jul 2020

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    Hanahaki!Geralt AU. Uh, I hope you like it!!! Excerpt:

    It isn't supposed to be like this. Witchers aren't supposed to feel like this. He's failed, as he always does, and now he's riddled with the ridiculous, cloying scent of buttercups. He aches, a little, somewhere deep, thinking of them destroyed.

    He lifts his foot and the petals are unrecognizable in the dirt. There's a sudden, acute stab of pain in his chest, his heart clenching at the sight. He ignores it, as always.


    Title suggested by by the lovely yappingjaskier on tumblr.
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    05 Jul 2020

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    “How did you manage,” asked Geralt, with infinite patience and only a desire to know the facts, and not at all a little meanhearted glee, “to insult a sorcerer while his tongue was down your throat?”

    Don’t make me recount the entire sordid affair, Geralt,” said Jaskier, with a surprising note of desperation breaking through his gruff monotone. “I’m already having a rather shit day and all I’ve done so far is wake up.”

    “In my body,” said Geralt.

    “Yes,” said Jaskier, with the insolent cadence that was unmistakably Jaskier’s, but in Geralt’s voice, emerging from Geralt’s face and frame.

    “And I’ve got yours,” said Geralt, from Jaskier’s.

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    17 Apr 2020

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    "Over the next several years, he’s in and out of homes. Some families are Jeopardy! watching families. Most are not. But even after long absences, Alex Trebek is always there to welcome him back to his 7:00 ritual."

    Combining my love for Jeopardy!, genius Michael, and how absolutely soft these boys are with each other.

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    16 Oct 2019

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    Aurora Borealis by unoshot

    Fandoms: Supernatural

    This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.

    27 Feb 2018

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    The prompt was, "SPN/The Last Unicorn: Cas as the Unicorn (tho 'angel' would actually work in this instance) and Dean as Prince Lir. Sam would make a pretty good Schmendrick imo, but still be Dean's brother, but left home instead of feeding into the insanity of their deranged father. John could be Haggard, or even the YED could be a stepdad who murdered their parents or something equally as sinister. And now he's collecting unicorns (or angels, if the author chooses) and Castiel is the last, who Dean falls head over heels for when Cas is turned human."

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    27 Feb 2018

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    There are so many wonderful things about this fic, but it's the prose that gets me every time. Somehow the author has managed to blend the original source material's distinct narrative style with the modern humor of the show. It shouldn't work, but it *does*, in the best and most ingenious of ways.