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    Technoblade is a warrior in a fighting pit and consistently makes bad decisions. While the rest of the Sleepy Bouis are trying to keep him alive and get him therapy. Chaos ensues.

    All of these works are related to each other, so I would recommend reading them in order.

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    20 Jul 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 94

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    Philza attempts to continue an Antarctic life despite a suddenly more godly existence, but fate has bones to pick with the newly crowned Angel Of Death whether he wants the title or not.

    War will find a way. Politics will find a way. Lies and schemes and death will find a way. Even in his dreams, he will be chased- if not by the interests of the divine hosts, then by his own plague of nightmares.

    Through all these decades, Technoblade- his co-commander, his self-assigned minder, his bastion, his dearest friend- has remained. And so he will always remain, because Technoblade will not ever willingly leave him, and Technoblade never dies.

    ...Right?

    (Philza, undying, is suddenly less certain.)

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    The Angel Of Death, now more than ever, is faced with the prospect of eternity. He selfishly hopes he will not fly it alone.

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    19 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    The past comes back to haunt The Blade in a way he was promised would never happen. And then the Butchers came to slaughter the Pig. And a fox with sticky fingers steals something beyond precious, leaving a broken Blade on the wayside.

    A broken Blade that's then found by a familiar Racoon.

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    08 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    "YellowJacket spotted with mysterious beau!" Read the headline Techno shoved under Ranboo's nose and Ranboo groaned.

    "That's you isn't it!" Techno, fearsome vigilante Bane of the Blade, accused with the intensity of a woman at the PTA meeting questioning what the latest gossip was about Steve's new wife. He enhanced the image and gestured violently. "That's you! With that government pig!"

    Ranboo stared at Techno in disbelief, pointedly raising his eyebrows at the man who was currently in his hog form. Techno shifted, unrepentant, and light glinted off the saliva on his tusks. "Techno. The picture is barely four pixels wide."

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    Super hero coffee shop (platonic) dating au!

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    28 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Philza has not had a hard day. It’s been relatively peaceful, save for the toddler. Making Michael traditional piglin stew must be making him have this allergy attack. Right? The stew. That’s why he couldn’t breathe, and tears burned in his eyes- flashes of his son suddenly filling his head.

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    19 May 2021