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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    Malik's life is less than satisfactory but he gets by just fine. Then he meets Altair-the-arrogant-guy who baby sits the obnoxious little girls that keep showing up at the pool.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    Based on the joke: Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said, “Thanks! how do you know I’m not a serial killer though?” I replied, “The chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical.”

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    19 Jul 2021

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    Anne invites Eddie to a dinner with one of Dan's friends from work. It's not until he's halfway through the meal that he realizes what's in the food.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    “My husband this, my husband that. It’s a wonder Jack hasn’t followed your trail of “my husband”s to our front door.”

    “He doesn’t know we’re married.”

    “He’s the only one!”

    /// In which Hannibal is a little too smitten and Will figures out Hannibal is That Guy.///

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    19 Jul 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Xue Yang has brought Xiao Xingchen back to life. With the daozhang having no memory of the day he died, the two couldn't be happier.

    But as for Song Lan…

    Trapped in a paperman form by Xue Yang and imprisoned in a glass jar, he’s forced to watch his greatest enemy play house with a still-healing Xiao Xingchen.

    Something Xue Yang is doing a horrifically good job of.

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    11 Jul 2021