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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    "Married at first sight is the first social experiment of its kind, using in depth research and expert opinions to match together eight singles. Those lucky participants will meet and get married on the spot. They then have eight weeks until decision day where they'll make the biggest decision of their lives- will they stay married or get a divorce?"
    When Nick heard that the infamous show was having its first queer season, he hadn't planned to apply. But after giving it time he decided to give it a shot. After all, he hadn't had any luck on his own, so what was the harm? Then he found out that he was one of the eight chosen to be on the show. Which mean that in a few short days he was going to be married to someone he would meet at the altar.
    The wedding was only the first step. Never could Nick have predicted all the highs and lows that would come from being married to a stranger. And, after eight short weeks both have a decision to make.
    Do they want to stay married or get a divorce?

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    16 Mar 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Hope was a lot like pleasure, it was better when it was shared.

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    10 Mar 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Listen, just listen. What's even the point of having two brilliant tellings of such a fantastic story if you don't do some universe-swap hijinks with them? That's right, no point at all. Which is why Ballister Blackheart and Ballister Boldheart need to be swapped into each others' settings temporarily for the sake of humanity and also for the sake of whatever the Nimonas are.

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    25 Feb 2024

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  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    If I don't update this in two weeks someone yell at me. I can't have anymore WIPs. I am a one-trick pony and it seems that I only write about sad gay single dads.

    Takes place in a universe that is sort of a mix of the comic and movie.

    10 years ago Ballister's arm was cut off by Ambrosius the day after the knighting ceremony in a duel. He is let go from the institute shortly after.
    In the years that followed this incident, he has carved out a life for himself, without Ambrosius, starting a prosthetic shop with his friend Meredith Blitzmeyer, and becoming a dad to Nimona.
    His content, simple life, out of the public eye and away from those who betrayed him is upended when Ambrosius walks back into his life.

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    25 Feb 2024

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    finished chapter 17

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    "You gotta be kidding me."

    Nimona pouts and makes her lower lip wobble, eyes somehow getting bigger and wetter.

    Behind her, the scraggly black cat that has been loudly yowling for the past ten minutes looks up at him and hisses, showing his pointy teeth and sharp nails, black hair standing on end. A sure sign that he's ready to attack. Somehow, despite the obvious aggression, he still manages to look more pathetic than actually dangerous.

     

    Or, Ballister gets turned into a cat. Luckily Nimona knows exactly what to do.

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    23 Feb 2024